Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 18, 2024

Makes the joints pop with excitement, better than the gym!

That’s a stretch.

Nice to see he’s expanding his experiences!

Ah! A growth spurt!

A nice little stretch in the mornings… Who wouldn’t enjoy that?

Just remember, this is being charged to your excerise time

Better than being put in the iron maiden.

It coulda been the old Chinese bamboo stalks under the fingernail torture ya knows.

Looks like that golfer…….

Next week Spook will be starring on ‘Wheel of Torture’….. Pat Sajak and Vanna White will not be showing up!

……lest it is not the “water board”!!!!!!!

Alcatraz inmates would often commit a rules infraction just to be moved to D-block. They said that after a month or so, being released from D-block felt as good as being released from prison.

“Look on the bright side of life.”

Better than nothing, I guess.

Must feel real good to get those knots out

Assistive yoga?

Reminds me of the scene with Gene Wilder in ‘Stir Crazy’

A nice gentle stretch is a wonderful thing.

Torture: Better than boredom.

To me, for some reason, Spook doesn’t look quite like Spook. Needs more hair?

Any kind of attention is better than none at all.

A shocker! Not Spook’s usual personality.

Anything to break the monotony.

In Support Your Local Sheriff Walter Brennan’s character tries to break Joe Danby out of jail but the bars won’t budge because Joe helped them set them in place…. boredom and felt naked in a jail without bars.

Spinal adjustment. At government expense no less.