Mike Luckovich for May 09, 2024

Robert F Kennedy Jr was, several decades ago, an excellent, respected environmental attorney. I heard him in interviews a number of times and admired him and had great respect for him.

We now learn from newly-released and verified medical records that his brain was partially eaten by a parasitic worm which died in his brain and had to be removed, causing unspecified memory loss, which was also exacerbated by mercury poisoning.

As RFK Jr has descended deeper into obvious mental decline over the past few decades, his former sharp mental acuity has failed and he has become ensnared in baseless conspiracy theories and half-baked reality denial and has even said he would consider pardoning the treasonous January 6 traitors who tried to violently overthrow a full, free and fair election.

RFK Jr deservers compassion and understanding, and whatever medical treatment is appropriate. But it is obvious that, like Trump, he should never be allowed anywhere near residency in the White House.

Simultaneously, we also know that Trump, too, is in a serious state of severe mental decline.

In the book The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump, twenty-seven respected psychiatrists, acting under their professional obligation of a “duty to warn,” examine the public statements and behavior of Donald Trump and deem him to be severely mentally impaired.

Donald Trump tried to call himself a “stable genius,” but it turns out that the only real “stable genius” was Mr Ed the talking horse, from the old 1960’s sitcom (for those old enough to remember).

So it turns out that Joe Biden is running against TWO dangerously compromised opponents suffering from severe mental decline.

Every bar in the world is full of stupid dishonest cowardly delusional cranks—even if they are unwontedly sober. Without his last name, RFK Jr. would be just one more. (The same deal for Traitor Trump with HIS last name.)

RFK will pull in 20% of the vote

He shouldnt even run just back out now and save face

Sure it wasn’t ring worm?

There are many known cases of people’s personalities completely changing after Brain Trauma. I think RFK is another of those cases.

As Joe Biden said, at the White House correspondents dinner; “Age does make a difference in the coming election. I’m a grown man running against a six-year old!”

What is more disgusting than seeing a worm in an apple? Half a worm.

RFK Jr. has half a mind to run for office.

The worm in the brain of RFK Jr. was discovered in scans of his brain. Maybe those scans should be done on Snoozelini’s brain. Considering the nonsense that comes out of his mouth, they might find enough worms to open a bait shop.

Teddy Kennedy was much more of a worm in the Kennedy apple than RFK could ever be. Aren’t the Kennedys pretty much history? This is about RFK posing a threat to Biden’s fragile chances of winning a second term. Trump haters have a viable alternative if they have little use for Biden. I still think ‘None of the Above’ could win easily in November.

RFK Jr. needs to stay in the race, as he pulls dem votes from Biden. Keep on keeping on, RFK Jr.

It’s pretty clear that that “parasite” ate more of his brain than he thinks it did.

Sometimes an apple does fall far from the tree…

A worm ate his brain…that explains a few things.

I’m surprised more editorial cartoonists aren’t having fun with this story—it seems like a gift from the FSM to a beleaguered profession. Brains can sometimes come up with wonderful workarounds for missing or damaged gray matter, though—I know of one guy who had a reasonably successful career as a Ph.D. psychotherapist when (and after!) a cranial scan revealed that an entire cerebral hemisphere was missing, as in never formed.

And the loonie says he might pardon Jan-6 offenders??

Definitely more qualified than trump even with part of his brain missing.

“And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out, the worms play pinochle on your snout. They eat your eyes, they eat your nose. . .”

I doubt he can worm his way out of this.

Can we start calling him pinky?

Another reason why Mike has one of those Pulitzer thingies.

and the smears continue

None of the Kennedy family have endorsed him. They are endorsing President Biden. That says something important.

I wonder how many people who “like Trump’s policies” will still fail to vote for him because he is mentally incompetent and morally bankrupt. It seems to me that in order for that not to be a disqualifying factor, they would have also have at least one of those problems themselves.

His family knows him better than anyone. They refuse to endorse him. That’s all the info I need to know.

No wonder the brainless Magas like him.

I thought being full of holes was par for the Kennedys