Close to Home by John McPherson for June 23, 2024

i’ll second that

Would have been perfect a couple of years ago when we were all staying 6 ft. part.

I wanna see the moat monsters…

That would seem heavy.

Stopping and/or turning might make a mess.

Crossing a street could be fun.

back to Corona days?

Makes getting through doors a challenge.

Of course, he’s originally from Moat-Town.

Wearing a tin foil hat is a lot easier and has the same effect.

Hi, Bleeb. You need to find a window that goes to the floor to get a better viewing angle.

Maybe a tinfoil hat. But it isn’t as cool as your own moat.

Where are the Crocs? No moat, small or large, portable or not, is ever complete without Crocs!

… or is it Gators?

Where are the crocodiles?

His moat’ll help him be motile.

wouldn’t walking crate a wave formation the would cause the water to slosh out? But I guess comics can break the laws of physics

How did he get the moat in the SUV?

Does he live on Ballard Street?

I think everyone would like that one. Except, for pickpockets!

“crocodiles not included”

Back to COVID comics.

Watch out for those curbs. They’re a doozy! (Groundhog Day)

A dry moat works just as well and weighs about 50 pounds less.

“How much is that Bleeby in the window??” Howya doin’ Little Alien Dude! :)

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Where can I get one of those? Are they available at Costco?

Fauci approved!

I had an instant visual of walking along the streets of Manhattan like this — LOLOL

Larry had the last laugh after his therapist told him he was terrible at e-moating.

Ya know, the guy on the right looks like he has no pants; that seems to be an easier way for people to want to avoid him!

This is actually why some people become obese. They don’t want anyone to get too close to them. I am not saying all – just some.

Where’s the gators?

Water filled moats were often mixed with the sewage from the castle they surrounded. That would definitely ensure Larry’s personal space.