Nelson, just don’t ask him what rhymes with Nantucket!
On the other hand, Miracle Whip rhymes with “Freudian slip”, “swollen lip” and “fractured hip”. Sometimes these things just work out.
It is good to have a genius for a grandfather. Nelson is blessed.
This looks so much better in color. :Wish Zack Hill was in color too.
now I’m waiting to read Nelson’s homework…
To mayonnaise, I say “Nay, no ways.” … “Hey, no praise.”
Hey, the ink is back (no need to rhyme that)!
Yeah, well let’s hear him come up with a rhyme for orange! Or purple.
I’m sure Earl is great with limericks, too.
Dance Hall Days. For all of you Wang Chung fans out there.
bouillabaisse
Earl is not a poet, and doesn’t know it.
How does that go “A Poet Laureate”!
There is an old fellow named Earl, whose sister-in-law is named Pearl, and Opal’s his wife, the love of his life, and Nelson completes their whole world!
Okay, now try “Orange”.
Man’s malaise.
Roscoe is flattered.
Purple haze.
He’s been thinking about mayo his whole LIFE.!!!!
Very good, Earl!
Pancakes.
“Gas for days…”
“Pants ablaze.” Alright, who’s been lying?
Doesn’t kind of make you wonder if all the great poets use this method to get their motor’s rhyming.
Darn! Now I have to find a way to incorporate all these words into a poem. Don’t say I didn’t warn you…
…
The greatest thing in the world is mayonnaise,
It really improves lunch buffets,
It’s way better than nasal sprays,
See, I swear my pants aren’t ablaze,
Now let’s all enjoy the doggy days!
and his feet show it, cuz they’re………..
Pays, Maze, Praise, Stays, Ways, Raise, Plays, Days, Blaze, Haze, Phase, A’s, Pace, Space, Gaze, Trace, Grace, Race, Phrase, Jays, Lays, Case, Place, Chase, Bass, Lace, Face, Faith, Mais, Ace, Craze, Brace, Brave, Grave, Names, Save, Wave, Sprays, Graze, Nase, Strays, Slave, Gave, Sais, Trays, Veins, Crave, Kase, Swayze, Cave, Nails, Glaze, Waves, Snakes, Stains, Grades, Shades, Brains, Braise, Pains, Chaise, Tays, Eighth, Bays, Chains, Flames, Lanes, Slaves, James, Blades, Che’s, Klase, Vase, Games, Pave, Aids, Makes, Planes, States, Breaks, Takes, Shave, Claims, Rains, Fades, Fakes, Gates, Hates, Tales, Mates, Dave, Graves, Glace, Rave, Dace, Sales, Knave, Plates, Shakes, Greats, Trains, Stakes, Spades, They’ve, Snails, Fails, Males, Trails, Safe, Mave, Saves, Strains, Traits, Frames, Dates, Stave, Rails, Tapes, Babes, Hades, Beige, Scales, Gains, Grains, Dames, Weights, Lave, Fave, Rates, Drains, Braids, Mains, Maids, Wakes, Tastes, Craves, Trades, Pales, Paves, Whales, Vales, Grapes, Raids, Maims, Wayne’s, Caves, Raves, Aims, Shapes, Cakes, Alles, Shames, Blames, Plagues, Sprains, Staves, Cranes, Jails, Shaves, Tames, Braves, Rhames, Nate’s, Suedes, Wades, Craig’s, Sames, Canes, Aches, Fein’s, Bails, Janes, Danes, Sakes, Bathes, Rapes, Glades, Lakes, Banes, Calles, Dales, Jades, Daves, Drapes, Fates, Flakes, Hanes, Hails, Drakes, Jakes, Gales, Bates, Crates, Ayer’s, Speights, Amaze, Todays, Ablaze, Conveys, Decays, Sundays, Appraise, Subways, Runways, Mondays, Buffets, Always, Grenades, Someplace, Da’s, Debase, Erase, Disgrace, Embrace, Contains, Sideways, Replace, Bloodstains, Hallways, Awaits, Unveils, Upgrades, Complains, Sustains, Obtains, Attains, Acclaims, Displays, Essays, Rephrase, Debates, Aways, Portrays, Repays, Cliches, Surveys, Dismays, Nowadays, Database, Holidays, Anyways,
HAPPY days !
Hip hip hooray
…and moorage rhymes wit orange!
I’m glad those two can occasionally have their own form of fun.
Roscoe is in fine form today in each panel. He is the star of the comic.
Ironically that was the same question that inspired Jimi Hendrix to write Purple Haze!
Don’t look for a rhyme with orange, silver, or purple. What rhymes with orange. No, it doesn’t.
What rhymes with orange? oh, nevermind, another comic…
carlsonbob 7 months ago
Nelson, just don’t ask him what rhymes with Nantucket!
daDoctah1 7 months ago
On the other hand, Miracle Whip rhymes with “Freudian slip”, “swollen lip” and “fractured hip”. Sometimes these things just work out.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 7 months ago
It is good to have a genius for a grandfather. Nelson is blessed.
rekam Premium Member 7 months ago
This looks so much better in color. :Wish Zack Hill was in color too.
_lounger_ 7 months ago
now I’m waiting to read Nelson’s homework…
Doug K 7 months ago
To mayonnaise, I say “Nay, no ways.” … “Hey, no praise.”
oldthang 7 months ago
Hey, the ink is back (no need to rhyme that)!
laughingkitty 7 months ago
Yeah, well let’s hear him come up with a rhyme for orange! Or purple.
Troglodyte 7 months ago
I’m sure Earl is great with limericks, too.
WaitingMan 7 months ago
Dance Hall Days. For all of you Wang Chung fans out there.
win.45mag 7 months ago
bouillabaisse
eced52 7 months ago
Earl is not a poet, and doesn’t know it.
iggyman 7 months ago
How does that go “A Poet Laureate”!
iggyman 7 months ago
There is an old fellow named Earl, whose sister-in-law is named Pearl, and Opal’s his wife, the love of his life, and Nelson completes their whole world!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 7 months ago
Okay, now try “Orange”.
cdward 7 months ago
Man’s malaise.
w16521 7 months ago
Roscoe is flattered.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 7 months ago
Purple haze.
ANIMAL 7 months ago
He’s been thinking about mayo his whole LIFE.!!!!
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 7 months ago
Very good, Earl!
Strawberry King 7 months ago
Pancakes.
tremaine53 7 months ago
“Gas for days…”
Angry Indeed Premium Member 7 months ago
“Pants ablaze.” Alright, who’s been lying?
Angry Indeed Premium Member 7 months ago
Doesn’t kind of make you wonder if all the great poets use this method to get their motor’s rhyming.
Kobato 7 months ago
Darn! Now I have to find a way to incorporate all these words into a poem. Don’t say I didn’t warn you…
…
The greatest thing in the world is mayonnaise,
It really improves lunch buffets,
It’s way better than nasal sprays,
See, I swear my pants aren’t ablaze,
Now let’s all enjoy the doggy days!
wildlandwaters 7 months ago
and his feet show it, cuz they’re………..
zeexenon 7 months ago
Pays, Maze, Praise, Stays, Ways, Raise, Plays, Days, Blaze, Haze, Phase, A’s, Pace, Space, Gaze, Trace, Grace, Race, Phrase, Jays, Lays, Case, Place, Chase, Bass, Lace, Face, Faith, Mais, Ace, Craze, Brace, Brave, Grave, Names, Save, Wave, Sprays, Graze, Nase, Strays, Slave, Gave, Sais, Trays, Veins, Crave, Kase, Swayze, Cave, Nails, Glaze, Waves, Snakes, Stains, Grades, Shades, Brains, Braise, Pains, Chaise, Tays, Eighth, Bays, Chains, Flames, Lanes, Slaves, James, Blades, Che’s, Klase, Vase, Games, Pave, Aids, Makes, Planes, States, Breaks, Takes, Shave, Claims, Rains, Fades, Fakes, Gates, Hates, Tales, Mates, Dave, Graves, Glace, Rave, Dace, Sales, Knave, Plates, Shakes, Greats, Trains, Stakes, Spades, They’ve, Snails, Fails, Males, Trails, Safe, Mave, Saves, Strains, Traits, Frames, Dates, Stave, Rails, Tapes, Babes, Hades, Beige, Scales, Gains, Grains, Dames, Weights, Lave, Fave, Rates, Drains, Braids, Mains, Maids, Wakes, Tastes, Craves, Trades, Pales, Paves, Whales, Vales, Grapes, Raids, Maims, Wayne’s, Caves, Raves, Aims, Shapes, Cakes, Alles, Shames, Blames, Plagues, Sprains, Staves, Cranes, Jails, Shaves, Tames, Braves, Rhames, Nate’s, Suedes, Wades, Craig’s, Sames, Canes, Aches, Fein’s, Bails, Janes, Danes, Sakes, Bathes, Rapes, Glades, Lakes, Banes, Calles, Dales, Jades, Daves, Drapes, Fates, Flakes, Hanes, Hails, Drakes, Jakes, Gales, Bates, Crates, Ayer’s, Speights, Amaze, Todays, Ablaze, Conveys, Decays, Sundays, Appraise, Subways, Runways, Mondays, Buffets, Always, Grenades, Someplace, Da’s, Debase, Erase, Disgrace, Embrace, Contains, Sideways, Replace, Bloodstains, Hallways, Awaits, Unveils, Upgrades, Complains, Sustains, Obtains, Attains, Acclaims, Displays, Essays, Rephrase, Debates, Aways, Portrays, Repays, Cliches, Surveys, Dismays, Nowadays, Database, Holidays, Anyways,
christelisbetty 7 months ago
HAPPY days !
zeexenon 7 months ago
Pays, Maze, Praise, Stays, Ways, Raise, Plays, Days, Blaze, Haze, Phase, A’s, Pace, Space, Gaze, Trace, Grace, Race, Phrase, Jays, Lays, Case, Place, Chase, Bass, Lace, Face, Faith, Mais, Ace, Craze, Brace, Brave, Grave, Names, Save, Wave, Sprays, Graze, Nase, Strays, Slave, Gave, Sais, Trays, Veins, Crave, Kase, Swayze, Cave, Nails, Glaze, Waves, Snakes, Stains, Grades, Shades, Brains, Braise, Pains, Chaise, Tays, Eighth, Bays, Chains, Flames, Lanes, Slaves, James, Blades, Che’s, Klase, Vase, Games, Pave, Aids, Makes, Planes, States, Breaks, Takes, Shave, Claims, Rains, Fades, Fakes, Gates, Hates, Tales, Mates, Dave, Graves, Glace, Rave, Dace, Sales, Knave, Plates, Shakes, Greats, Trains, Stakes, Spades, They’ve, Snails, Fails, Males, Trails, Safe, Mave, Saves, Strains, Traits, Frames, Dates, Stave, Rails, Tapes, Babes, Hades, Beige, Scales, Gains, Grains, Dames, Weights, Lave, Fave, Rates, Drains, Braids, Mains, Maids, Wakes, Tastes, Craves, Trades, Pales, Paves, Whales, Vales, Grapes, Raids, Maims, Wayne’s, Caves, Raves, Aims, Shapes, Cakes, Alles, Shames, Blames, Plagues, Sprains, Staves, Cranes, Jails, Shaves, Tames, Braves, Rhames, Nate’s, Suedes, Wades, Craig’s, Sames, Canes, Aches, Fein’s, Bails, Janes, Danes, Sakes, Bathes, Rapes, Glades, Lakes, Banes, Calles, Dales, Jades, Daves, Drapes, Fates, Flakes, Hanes, Hails, Drakes, Jakes, Gales, Bates, Crates, Ayer’s, Speights, Amaze, Todays, Ablaze, Conveys, Decays, Sundays, Appraise, Subways, Runways, Mondays, Buffets, Always, Grenades, Someplace, Da’s, Debase, Erase, Disgrace, Embrace, Contains, Sideways, Replace, Bloodstains, Hallways, Awaits, Unveils, Upgrades, Complains, Sustains, Obtains, Attains, Acclaims, Displays, Essays, Rephrase, Debates, Aways, Portrays, Repays, Cliches, Surveys, Dismays, Nowadays, Database, Holidays, Anyways,
PaulGoes 7 months ago
Hip hip hooray
MFRXIM Premium Member 7 months ago
…and moorage rhymes wit orange!
heathcliff2 7 months ago
I’m glad those two can occasionally have their own form of fun.
Moonkey Premium Member 7 months ago
Roscoe is in fine form today in each panel. He is the star of the comic.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago
Ironically that was the same question that inspired Jimi Hendrix to write Purple Haze!
Cathy P. 7 months ago
Don’t look for a rhyme with orange, silver, or purple. What rhymes with orange. No, it doesn’t.
Slowly, he turned... 7 months ago
What rhymes with orange? oh, nevermind, another comic…