Clay Jones for May 23, 2024

See what happens when people turn their backs on USA law and follow lying criminal Trump?

Pizza Rat’s party hat is popping off in astonishment.

Rudy’s reduced to selling overpriced coffee beans these days, it will certainly not even pay the interest on his failed libel suits.

Looks good to me

The way he got served…if it is possible he is more stupid than he looks.

Once upon a time, he was known as “America’s Mayor”, because he was the mayor of New York City during the events of 9/11. Then Trump took Rudy under his dark wing. His reputation and legacy is long gone. He’s now “America’s Town Drunk”.

Drunk Rudy literally posted on social media, begging for them to indict him.

Pizza rat gets the cake.

Rudy, even more than his boss, seems to have slipped into pretty serious dementia. He probably should be taken somewhere and kept comfortable.

trump’s a Jonah. Sad.

Giuliani claimed both that he was keeping law enforcement updated on his location (which he was not) while actively dodging the coppers. But his ego got in the way – he couldn’t resist appearing on podcasts, which made it “easy” for the marshal to track him down. The marshal even sang “Happy Birthday” to him before serving him!

What is it with these magats and their flatulence?

The lives of all Trump’s minions are being ruined. But he just gets more.

Name all the Trump associates better off in their careers and legacy after “associating” with the Orange Stain Skidmark?

They act like it’s a big joke.

He was hoping for the underage girl from the Borat movie.

Rudi has the same problem with ‘Soylent Green’ farts as the Dumpster! Unless they are belches!

Finally something I can be proud of that my state leaders have done

Brilliant, as only Mr Jones can do it.

Did Rudy G. learn from the example set by Jan 6 boneheads who volunteered evidence against themselves with their dumba$$ed social media braggadocio self-own selfie posts?

No. No, he did not learn from this dumba$$ery. He failed to learn how it may bite one in one’s own a$$ by witnessing what over one thousand others experienced just in that one afternoon alone, let alone by all the other near-daily news announcements of like dumba$$ery by other idiots who post self-incriminating video and texts.

Nope. None of that deterred Wise Rudy from wading right on in to treacherous waters. He must know little about the law, right? But wait a minute, hoooold the phone, Rudy was the former guy’s personal attorney!

What gives with these two knot-heads, anyway? New York City is notorious for a history of crime family guys who escape capture by the authorities. And then this pair comes along and copies the few who ever got caught!

Rudy was evading being served. Andy Borowitz says the server followed the trail of hair dye to track him down.

Saw in the news today… the blob is crying that “Biden wants to kill me” , this fly covered, sack of rats makes my head hurt.

With all the time this dope spends out in public, rallies and on golf courses, if someone was gonna smoke him, he’d be taking a dirt nap by now.

AZ handled this with class! Wish I’d been a fly on the wall.

But so deserved!!