Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for June 14, 2024

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    C  6 months ago

    Euphemisms “R” us

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    Rhetorical_Question   6 months ago

    Like a sanitation engineer?

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    RickTengle  6 months ago

    what’s his role from the cubicle?

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    We make a clean sweep of the competition!

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    jessebob42  6 months ago

    I disliked explaining my job. So I boiled it down to ‘I fix jets’. Otherwise I feel I need (compelled?) to explain a whole concept of what I do. And that leads to Dear in the Headlights stare.

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    Meowmocha  6 months ago

    I don’t recall the details of his job being mentioned before. His work was always just ‘generic office job’ to me.

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    bdpoltergeist Premium Member 6 months ago

    doo-dads sounds better

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    hariseldon59  6 months ago

    My first thought was headlights.

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    well-i-never  6 months ago

    Well finally someone to complain to! Force auto manufacture’s to make them all attach exactly the same!

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    tremaine53  6 months ago

    The secret is out. We never knew this, right?!?

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  6 months ago

    Visibility acuity, not visual acuity. That would be opticians.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 6 months ago

    I hate the jargon. H.R. actually TOLD me to describe my job like that. Does bureaucrat-speak impress anybody?

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    steveh64  6 months ago

    I think the purpose is to obfuscate rather than to clarify. But it may look better on a resumé when applying for another job — it can make it look like one’s experience is wider than it really is.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 6 months ago

    Oh winter’s here with all the ice and snow

    And the surly slush upon the road

    The salty spray upon my window

    Makes me wish that I’d replaced my wiper blades

    My wiper wiper wiper blades

    My wiper wiper wiper blades

    My wiper wiper wiper blades

    I wish that I’d replaced my wiper blades

    Salty spray from semis that do pass

    They turn my windshield into bathroom glass

    I turn the knob but I come to the conclusion

    That I did not fill up my washer solution

    My wiper wiper wiper fluid

    My wiper wiper wiper fluid

    My wiper wiper wiper fluid

    I wish that I’d replaced my wiper fluid

    My wiper wiper wiper blades

    My wiper wiper wiper blades

    My wiper wiper wiper blades

    I wish that I’d replaced my wiper blades

    Down the expressway, 80 m.p.h

    I can make out headlights, daylights, frosted shapes

    But down by the dash is a clearing where both blades do scrape

    I can see fine if I lay on the passenger seat

    My wiper wiper wiper blades

    My wiper wiper wiper blades

    My wiper wiper wiper blades

    I wish that I’d replaced my wiper blades

    My wiper wiper wiper blades

    My wiper wiper wiper blades

    One time on delay:

    My wiper

    Wiper

    Wiper blades

    I wish that I’d replaced my wiper blaaaaaaades

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    Slowly, he turned...  6 months ago

    I didn’t see that coming.

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    shaodyn  6 months ago

    That does sound cooler.

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    Strawberry King  6 months ago

    English, Darryl. English.

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    ChessPirate  6 months ago

    “And what do you do, Hugh?”

    “I supply Critical Effort and Materials required for the smooth and efficient day-to-day operation of the Business.”

    “So you’re a Gofer…”

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    ctolson  6 months ago

    Like: Garbage Man = Sanitation Engineer; Mechanic = Equipment Breakdown Remediator; Proctologist = Digital Trouble Shooter Specialist; Teacher = Neural Expansion Technician.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  6 months ago

    Ol’ Darryl is a guy who really calls a spade a human-powered individual excavation implement…………

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    Sherlock5  6 months ago

    For the global market, they sell scheibenwischer in Germany. In France, essuie-glaces. Spain, limpia parabrisas. In Italy, they’re tergicristalli del parabrezza.

    Sounds a bit more important when you translate it.

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    Jerry in Chelsea  6 months ago

    As far as I can remember, this is the first time in all the years that it was mentioned just what business Darryl’s company is in.

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    EMGULS79  6 months ago

    Just imagine if he had developed Crunch Enhancer! “A non-nutritive cereal varnish. It’s semi-permiable. It’s not osmotic. What it does is it coats and seals the flake, prevents the milk from penetrating it.”

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    fourteenpeeves  6 months ago

    He’s got an actual job!

    That puts him one up on Ozzie Nelson and Ward Cleaver.

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    J-Yoshi64  6 months ago

    Drinking game: Take a shot or a sip of water for every corporate buzzword.

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    HA!  6 months ago

    My husband’s stock lines when people find out he worked in IT and say they have a problem with their digital device: “I’m sorry to hear that.” and " I don’t do fruit."

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    ajakimber425  6 months ago

    Now, that’s a secure job! Even, electric cars need windshield wipers.

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    Knucklehead  6 months ago

    Always wondered what he did for a living. Sounds pretty boring

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    The Quiet One  6 months ago

    That was good Darryl.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  6 months ago

    Doohickeys not doodads.

    No wonder the confusion

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    wildlandwaters  6 months ago

    Hugh’s speaking in layman’s terms…Darryl’s putting the spin on it!

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    paullp Premium Member 6 months ago

    When I worked as a proofreader at a very large law firm, one member of our department suggested that we start calling ourselves “Grammatical Engineers.” Can’t say it ever caught on.

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    donut reply  6 months ago

    Used to make integral components of fluid control systems. Pipe and tube fittings

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    JukeJoint Jacks  6 months ago

    Darryl must be planning on running for elected office.

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