Pickles by Brian Crane for June 03, 2024

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    Coinman  5 months ago

    Try telling Opal she looks like she is putting on weight and see how many days in the dog house that will cost you.

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    C  5 months ago

    Just following your lead, dear

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Tell Opal that and you’ll end up on a diet!

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    iggyman  5 months ago

    Weight’s fine, just a little short for it!

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    I’m just holding onto these (extra) pounds for someone else.

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    baraktorvan  5 months ago

    Me at 192 would be me looking 23 more pounds to do on my journy to 170 by September.

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    Algolei I  5 months ago

    “Do these pants make me look fat?”

    “No, but your butt does.”

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    Dirty Dragon  5 months ago

    My doctor showed me a chart that tells you your ideal weight.

    I asked him what he planned to do to stretch me eight inches taller.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member 5 months ago

    I was 196 lbs. a while ago, but that was after getting Covid.

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    miztrniceguy  5 months ago

    I’m not overweight, I’m undertall

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    flemmingo  5 months ago

    I’ll take 192 pounds right now!

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    gsps4me  5 months ago

    I just want to know where his tie went from the first frame to the last.You don’t need to stand in front of a mirror to take it off.

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    pathfinder  5 months ago

    I’ll be 82 this year and I weigh 195 @ 6’2". My doctor tells me I’m in fine shape for the shape I’m in.

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    tremaine53  5 months ago

    “I’ve got you beat by three pounds, Opal! Outta my way while I do my victory dance!”

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    Frank Salem Premium Member 5 months ago

    Clever.

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    WhatTha?  5 months ago

    I read it as “ for a man of my height” and i’m thinking, yeah thats right, whats the joke here – OH, i get it.

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    More Coffee Please! Premium Member 5 months ago

    How tall is he?

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    Gen.Flashman  5 months ago

    Opal looks like she is taller than Earl in the 3rd / 4th panels.

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    ANIMAL  5 months ago

    GOOD ANSWER

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    assrdood  5 months ago

    I was born short.

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    Strawberry King  5 months ago

    I think 192 is okay.

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    Barnabus Blackoak  5 months ago

    I wish I weighed 192 pounds

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    silberdistel  5 months ago

    How much would that be in kg? The searching machine provides me with 0,087 kg.

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    Time for new pants, Earl. Those do look a little snug.

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    JudithStocker Premium Member 5 months ago

    That’s the big advantage of living alone. When you do put on some pounds there’s not any snide remarks about it from anyone you know. Instead, with the weight, you can take it (off) or leave it (on).

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    w16521  5 months ago

    Typical double standards. If Earl were to ask Opal if she is putting on weight, she would clobber him.

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    zeexenon  5 months ago

    Oh gosh, same as me stark naked.

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    whelan_jj  5 months ago

    My wife asked if I was losing weight since I was having trouble keeping my pants up. The problem is that I’ve lost my waist.

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    reedkomicks Premium Member 5 months ago

    I’m the number 300 like clicker. This satisfies my OCD, for about 3 seconds…

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 5 months ago

    Do-gooders try to teach old folks new tricks so they can look better or live longer. I say once you’re up there, just enjoy yourself, cause it ain’t going to last long.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  5 months ago

    I’m in good shape for the shape I’m in.

    (a blob is a shape, isn’t it?)

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    daleandkristen  5 months ago

    Loading Dock …. Chesney awaits you, Earl.

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