Clay Jones for May 27, 2024

The whole world has been telling him that since he somehow won his first election but it’s water off a ducks back.

This comic is so much better than the one where Nikki is merely kissing the Don’s ring. It also covers the Anarchists, I mean, the Libertarians convention Boos!

Well, Done Clay!

Is Pizza rat a member of the Libertarian party? OMG!

Love the sippy cup (is Nikki glued to 45?).

What is #*@ ligthning skeleton?

Nikki did not drop out because of lack of support of Republicans.

She dropped out because of lack of support of MAGAt billionaires.

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But all MAGAts believe the Republican elite, i.e. billionaires, are on the side of the working man.

Because MAGAt analysis skills.

I see Elvis, I see Waldo, I see Pizza Rat, I see froggy (or is it an alien), I see Nikki Bumsucker, but who is the guy with the eyepatch?

Yet another drawing of Nikki kissing the bad orange man’s rear, how original.

Let’s get cadaver Joe to address the Libertarians and see how he does, pause. He can bring his index cards, pause.

Libertarians want a minimalized government, especially at the federal level. The Rethuglicans want a strengthened and enhanced federal government. This is clear from Trump’s own statements as well as the plans of “Project 2025”. This is the complete opposite of Libertarians. Why would any Libertarian support Trump?!? No wonder he got booed. So, no surprise there. But what really astonishes me is that a whole lot of “Evangelical Christians” support Trump, even though he is the unrepentant paragon of Anti-Christian values. He pays for the services of a “professional woman” while his own wife is pregnant. That sounds like someone who doesn’t care for “family values”. The Trumpites aren’t truly conservative (who want to maintain the status quo) they are reactionaries. They want to return America to an era of the past, when women “knew their place”; when blacks were segregated and “sundown towns” were common; when being gay was illegal; when nobody heard of climate change.

I thought most cities and states had leach laws: call the dog catcher! The Brown necks have a new recruit who is learning wonder how often he gets to grope her before the SPCA gets involved?

Libertarians don’t own Chapstick.

Props to the libs for putting the Trumpster in his place. Looks like RFK Jr was well received by their flock though. Anyhow, hopefully whomever the Libertarians nominated this past weekend can help draw votes away from the Trumpster in November much like Gary Johnson and Bill Weld did in 2016, unfortunately it was not enough to keep the orange haired tyrant out of The Oval Office. Nikki Haley certainly has shown her true colors, has she not. The former governor of SC is such a sell out tool. Very few repubbas have the stones to make a stand against the Trumpster and the ones that do are having to face alt right opposition in the primaries. The repubbas and the RNC are most certainly a clown show.

The Anti-Liberty Weevil blabbers to Libertarians. It’s hard to cartoon a cartoon.

This is the last time during this campaign season that Trump will appear before anyone who isn’t a member of his cult. How dare sycophants send him before citizens who don’t worship him or who could ask him real questions? Why, that reeks of democracy.

Trying to think of sumthin’ to say about Nikki, that won’t get me bounced offa gocomics….I got nuthin’. Sad.

“… Libertarianism, political philosophy that takes individual liberty to be the primary political value. It may be understood as a form of liberalism, classical liberalism in particular, the political philosophy associated with the English philosophers John Locke and John Stuart Mill, the Scottish economist Adam Smith, and the American statesman Thomas Jefferson. Liberalism seeks to define and justify the legitimate powers of government in terms of certain natural or God-given individual rights. These rights include the rights to life, liberty, private property, freedom of speech and association, freedom of worship, government by consent, equality under the law, and moral autonomy (the ability to pursue one’s own conception of happiness, or the “good life”). The purpose of government, according to liberals, is to protect these and other individual rights, and in general liberals have contended that government power should be limited to that which is necessary to accomplish this task. Libertarians are classical liberals who strongly emphasize the individual right to liberty. They contend that the scope and powers of government should be constrained so as to allow each individual as much freedom of action as is consistent with a like freedom for everyone else. Thus, they believe that individuals should be free to behave and to dispose of their property as they see fit, provided that their actions do not infringe on the equal freedom of others. …” — britannica .com/topic/libertarianism-politics

The transactional man was booed by people who believe in something and weren’t conned by the usual song & dance. And he and his minions probably can’t understand why. Too funny.

Great toon, Clay! I liked the story at the MeidasNews dot com site about Rump’s experience at this convention. Just click on the article titled: “Trump Mercilessly Booed at Libertarian Convention”.

Scott Stantis and the rest of you Libertarians, you stand strong today, but how many of you will be pullin’ your own Haley move and votin’ for the orange idiot?:

Libertarianism has an inadequate understanding of how power actually works in our society and a failure to recognize the reality of social groups.

ELVIS IS THERE!!!!!! OMG! (Don’t mess with the King).

Libertarians, on the whole, tend to be rather childish, but at least they seldom fall for con artists (only those from their own ranks). Traitor Trump was never a libertarian. For most of his worthless life he was mostly reactionary and a little radical. Now, of course, he is full-on fascist. But with his increasing brain damage from his increasing syphilis, does he KNOW it?

The party rejected both RFK Jr and T. I wonder if they had a cup of covfefe afterwards to console each other. Wait, T had Nikki so never mind. T in a hostile enviorment is as rare as him speaking anything truthful. Boo, hiss, I love it. T did his usual BS spin on Lies Anti-social. “What an unexpected honor to wake up this morning to a groundswell in the Libertarian Party seeking to nominate me. I would have accepted the nomination if offered because independents and third parties need to unite right now to reclaim our country from the corrupt two-party system.” I wonder how many of T’s staff got fired over this?

Mr Jones, it was great seeing your videos of the con on YouTube and your sketches. This is delicious frosting on that cake.

I really admire Diaper J. Trump’s strategy of winning them over by insulting them and their movement.

He just cannot comprehend how anyone would vote based on their principles and lose rather than jump on the bandwagon and sacrifice those principles just to be on the winning team. For someone so transactional, that’s just inconceivable.

Just intervening with a little Memorial Day news here. We should remember how trump and his family feel about fallen soldiers. Here’s Eric Trump’s views on this day…..

“Eric, whose father is former President Donald Trump, shared another user’s post that featured a photo of the Trump family and the claim that they’d given up “everything to Save America.”

“And we will do it again!” Eric wrote."

Someone please enlighten me as to what they ‘gave up’???

Libertarians believe they should never have to pay for paving any road they will not drive on.

trump say “Biden try to kill me with FBI!”

FBI employ approximately 35,000 people, including special agents. They still not able to kill trump. Me think, trump must be one tough hombre. Hard man to kill. Him like old, fat, creepy version of John Wick.

Biden must be very angry.

No Lone Ranger show today on the geezer network, however, they are having a Randolph Scott marathon.}:-)

I’m amazed how few members of the evil Traitor Trump cult have tossed in their negative two cents…..of course it’s only 1:30 central time…..

Pucker up,buttercup‼️

I am surprised anyone could recognize her since she buried her head up his a$$.

Biden honors troops on Memorial Day as Trump lashes out at his ‘human scum’ enemies

In divergent messages, president pays tribute to fallen heroes, while Trump fulminates on social media against opponents