Herman by Jim Unger for June 14, 2024

Not the X-Wife department?

Umm.. er.. I mean… duh…I don’t get it ;(

“Sure it looks like me, but I’m always told I have a face like a colicky baby.”

No ‘oh how cute’ for this guy.

… but … “You ARE the father …”

They do have the same nose.

He has enough of those at home.

He has no cigars to pass out. That should have been a clue

oh, but she has your eyes

“Can’t pin that on me!”

I already have six of those…I here to get a vasectomy!

Are they giving out free samples?

Is that an XX-ray or and XY-ray or maybe one of the less common X0 or XXY variants that the binary limited can’t seem to remember exist?

For Mental Health Awareness Month (May) I led some of our nursing staff in reading a Phil Harris-Alice Faye radio script in which Phil was in the hospital to get his tonsils out but found himself in the maternity waiting room with an expectant father who had been through what Phil thought was a tonsillectomy twice.

“One to each customer.”

But he looks just like you!