Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 14, 2024

Kleptogull.

Mine!

gullpability?

“Stop it now!”

Then he wanted things he couldn’t eat.

Soon he’ll run a thrift shop.

Me hopes he ain’t into picanic baskets stealing. Me no wants more competitions see.

beach goers are so gull-ible

OMG, that’s my dog. She has small balls and throw balls with the handles and tug toys all over half out 10 acres yet everyday she goes to the neighbors house, in their garage and in their golf cart and steals one of their dogs balls. She’ll put it in a pile with a few of hers. I have to put her in the house when we get too many and I have to start throwing them back over the fence. Anyway, We should go look for the girl and return her bikini, she might be cold without it.

After he’s arrested, he’ll be offered a reduced sentence in exchange for a gull-ty plea.

A while ago, my friend and I were enjoying the beach, when he reached into his cooler, pulled out a sandwich and took a bite. He then held it a third of an arm’s length away from his mouth when a seagull flew in, snatched the sandwich and flew off; thief with precision flying. A great number of curse words were shouted!

Looking over his haul, there’s certainly one woman who’s dealing with the theft of her bathing suit top.

Stole everything you could carry and a few things you couldn’t

Jonathan Livingston Seagull, the Prison Years.

So that’s where my keys are!

The gold standard for happiness over at Pensacola Beach is, “happy as a seagull with a french fry.”

I must confess, I’m a little curious about the bra.

Things have taken a tern for the worse.

You have a lot of gull pulling a stunt like that!

You can only eat the fries.

Steven Seagull has the whole beach Under Siege!

There are several missing small children under there.

Somewhere, a flip flop is missing its mate.

French fries were just a gateway item.

at least there’s no skeletons in the pile… not that we can see, anyways!