Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for June 29, 2024

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    wherescrankshaft  4 months ago

    Though he still may yet be corpulent for a 60 year old WW2 vet living in 2024, Crankshaft still needs to eat food too. Where’s Crankshaft?

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    Bill Thompson  4 months ago

    Yes you can, Generic Blonde #5! Just don’t tell Mopey Pete that you’ll gain fifty pounds by the end of the year.

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    Blu Bunny  4 months ago

    At 2nd panel I thought probably be a pizza from Montoni’s.

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    J.J. O'Malley  4 months ago

    “By the way…if we’re both up here at dinnertime, who’s running the pizzeria downstairs?”

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    J.J. O'Malley  4 months ago

    So, just to recap…this week was dedicated to showing how Mopey Pete—a 35-year-old (minimum) writer who was once at the top of the DC and Marvel pecking order, who penned successful Hollywood screenplays, and who recently became half-partner in a pizza shop—still lives like a college student with all the nerd-adjacent stereotypes in place. As for Ed, he made four one-panel appearances and delivered a total of four lines of dialogue.

    Whose turn is it to headline a book signing next week>?

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    B UTTONS  4 months ago

    Sure you can Mindy … you live over a pizzeria … are you about to throw away good food with starving folks on the world?

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    Argythree  4 months ago

    Cranky ordered Chinese, but the delivery guy from DoorDash couldn’t find the place…

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    Lord Flatulence Premium Member 4 months ago

    She’s really ragging the poor guy this week. Tell her to hit the road.

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    top cat james  4 months ago

    They’d have been better off eating the lone item in the fridge—a box of Arm & Hammer.

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    French Persons Premium Member 4 months ago

    Welcome to your new life, lumpy mopey Pete… now you know what it’s like to be continuously pecked at by ducks…

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    The Orange Mailman  4 months ago

    But she’s smiling.

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    sueb1863  4 months ago

    That’s what YOU think!

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    Gent  4 months ago

    So they is owns and runs this pizza joint but they eats cold stale pizza from the fridge? What? WHAT? IT’S CALLED EATING?

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    puddleglum1066  4 months ago

    Well, it’s sure not called writing.

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    lemonbaskt  4 months ago

    the pizza box monster is more a ladys man then halfspeed pete

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    Lord Flatulence Premium Member 4 months ago

    If you don’t like the way I’m livin’

    You can just leave this baggy eyed comic boy alone

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    Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago

    OH NO!!!! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END. THERE IS NO CRANKSHAFT IN TODAYS OFFERING. CALL 911, CALL THE NATIONAL GUARD, CALL THE FBI.

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    lemonbaskt  4 months ago

    clean the cobwebs blonde

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    rockyridge1977  4 months ago

    ,,,,too tired to cook??

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    eced52  4 months ago

    Why not, it’s free. Just change up between pizza, Calzone, Breadsticks and pepperoni sticks. The possibilities are endless.

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    WilliamVollmer  4 months ago

    Next project; Mindy takes Pete grocery shopping, and, also stops for cookware, and, dinnerware.

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