Herman by Jim Unger for June 17, 2024

Putting him on the spot

pineapple pizza – that’s it

Deep fried leopard?

Swiss cheese?

Poached Giraffe?

I told him not to try the leopard steak !

Sun sensitive??

Donut holes?

Speckled Perch?

“I tried mixing some paint with my wife’s hand mixer.”

“Well, there was the paint. And I drink sloppy.”

He really doesn’t like a pop quiz.

… and where you’ve been … and who you’ve come into contact with.

Did any of it come from a UFO?

Sucked on a Sharpie

Bad case of liver spots there.

Clearly the result of putting ketchup on a hotdog. He got what he deserved.

That’s tough sometimes.

Dalmatians Disease!!!

Frogs?

It’s measles. He didn’t get the vaccine

“Pinto beans, speckled butter beans, speckled kidney beans, Marbled polecat, Ocelot,….”

The black death (bubonic plague) was not a joking matter. It was one of the most fatal pandemics in human history; as many as 50 million people perished, perhaps 50% of Europe’s 14th century population.

Actually Doc you might a little too close until you know what this is.

Ham.

He cheetahed on his diet

And then never eat those foods again.

“eaten or drunk…”: Water from the Sea of Holes.