Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 21, 2024

The humor in today’s strip doesn’t stand a ghost of a chance.

“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”

Glad he didn’t ask to bring some caulk.

Supposed to bring booze, I wouldn’t go!

What no free boooooos? Ya has to breengs it yaself? Party is steenks anyways.

No, no, he said to bring Boo-urns!

I laughed out loud, good one Pastis!

It’s bring your own bottle. Be sure it’s full when you arrive.

Not quite correct, Pig.

I would think it’s why PIG is never invited anywhere

Old joke is old!

…hic…… … hic….. . ………… plop..

I wonder if Mr. Pastis has ever heard the song “Wet Dream”, by Kip Addotta. There are a few youtube videos it.

There’s a Spanish version of Pearls Before Swine on this website (Perlas para los Cerdos). I’ve often wondered how Stephan’s pun strips could be translated into other languages where the same homophones or words with double meanings don’t exist.

Boo ya

Oh, I am sure Stephen is a party wherever he goes, boos or not.

( º )( º )… Oh… he said “Boos”, not… never mind.

Woof, Woof, Woof!

In the Bronx they bring cheers. ;-)

This is why the strip is not funny.

Bring your own boos?

Has Joy arrived? The invitation said we’d be jumping for her.

bad

I’ve got a class reunion coming up soon where, if you want, you can bring your own alcoholic beverage. I’m thinking that maybe I’ll bring what Pig brought.

Has anyone ever sen neighbor Bob squint?

Rat didn’t stay at the party either, because it looks like he was empty handed.

Hey Pig, why are you talking to his junk? His eyes are up there ⬆️

Booooooooooooooooooooooo…………

Now I need some boos after reading this

Boos can lead to good cheer!!

Saving mine for the political debates.

I’m still trying to figure out why Neighbor Bob invited Rat.

PARdON MY SCOTCH

Don’t worry Pastis, spelling’s not my best soot either.

What a beautiful sky.

Shoulda brung some of Pastis’ gummies.

You’re a funny man Stephan — LOLOL

That sky is just gorgeous!