Robert Ariail for June 06, 2024

Great And Glorious Again

Throw him in jail for life as he’s stated that anyone who has done anything law wise to him will be targetted with revenge attacks including assassination by his flying monkeys. Bannon is his puppetmaster pulling the strings for Putin.

Donald corners the market on optimism!

Community service.

‘Rabid Don’: Eruption as Trump’s ‘foamy saliva’ video flagged as ‘sign of health issues’

Donald Trump posted a video that some on social media flagged for the former president’s purported “spitting” and dealing with so-called “foamy saliva” that some say is a sign of a number of medical problems.

“Trump spitting while telling his followers to vote for him,” the liberal account wrote. “Instead of reshooting the video, his campaign just ran with it.”

The issues seemed to get worse as the video went on, according to Patriot Takes.

“Trump also struggled with foamy saliva during his video. Trump just plowed through it,” the account wrote Wednesday. “His campaign chose not to reshoot the video. Foamy saliva can be a sign of health issues.”

@JLVsTW1 responded, saying, “That’s totally cotton mouth from the amphetamines.”

“Let’s agree to call him Old Yeller from now on,” GOP strategist Jeff Timmer said on Wednesday.

The Lincoln Project’s Rick Wilson labeled the former president “Rabid Don” on Wednesday.

Are they afraid he’ll flee to Brazil?

(Their Trumpist president Bolsonaro got booted and fled to Florida…)

Lets go Ankle minitors!

He’d be better for America behind bars: out of sight, out of mind.

Can’t wait for his RNC acceptance speech from behind bars.

That’s going to be one heck of a wiiiiide ankle monitor!

Accessorize! Accessorize! And take away the handgun that he wants to shoot people on 5th ave.

New repug slogan “Make trump King”

You also may get an ankle monitor when your enter a memory care unit.

I’d prefer that slime wear a ball and chain, but realistically he should spend the rest of his days in a psychiatric facility.

Ankle monitor. The perfect accessory to go along with your Trump Sneakers.

After pulling jail time I pray. Chanting, Lock him up…

I say he should go straight jail from the moment of sentencing. Given his utter contempt for the court, his utter lack of accountability, his previous record of literally thousands of lawsuits against him, he deserves the maximum sentence. There would be no time off for good behavior because he has no self-control. He can file his appeals from the prison cell just like so many others have to do.

&radish. Maybe we’re wrong about Traitor Trump, and he doesn’t have syphilis, but rabies!

‘Save the ankle bracelets!’ Lock him up.

Do they still give convicts a mandatory haircut when they go to jail? trump would lose a lot of his mojo with a short crew cut.

That hat will go nicely with the red “I BELIEVE ANYTHING” hats his supporters wear.

Now, that’s a keeper. I don’t save too many of the political toons, but this is one.

Nice. We don’t have to be concerned with fatso trump showing up in Normandy today and making a stink.

He can’t go. No passport!

Oh, my bonespurs! It only hurts when I laugh. Ouch. Ouch.

Rumor has it, Melanyah is in witness protection. Pass it on.

U.S. District Court Judge Carl Nichols, an appointee of Donald Trump, has reportedly ordered Steve Bannon to surrender to prison on July 1.

Compared with the dark saga of Donald Trump, British politics looks like Beatrix Potter

Not to diminish the capacity of the British for public disorder, but there is something darkly comic about watching, split-screen style, the contrast between the UK and US in the run-up to their general elections. While in the US, the former president and frontrunner becomes a convicted felon who shares videos referring to the possibility of establishing a “unified reich”, the UK’s prime minister enjoys a drink in a cafe by the river as a boatload of Lib Dems, holding placards and waving vaguely sardonically, gently bobs down the river behind him.

In the US, the threat of political violence becomes ever more present, with a movie imagining civil war in the republic topping the box office and Trump facing further charges of election interference. In Britain, a news alert at the top of the week announces: “Drink thrown at Nigel Farage during campaign visit to Clacton.” (It was a banana milkshake, and of course it was Clacton. Where else could it have been?) Britain has experienced sustained political violence more recently than the US, as British people love to point out to Irish Americans fondly valorising ye olde IRA. But held up against what’s happening in in the US, and for all the Tory party’s awfulness of the past 14 years, Rishi Sunak’s appeal to the British electorate on Tuesday night made him look about as threatening as a Beatrix Potter villain.

I for one hope the judge doesn’t give orangie the clown jail time but community service. I’d love to see him by the side of the road picking up garbage, that’s all these good for

New fashion statement, coming in designer colors for the properly dressed felon

A: An A$$ B: A BELLIGERENT BIGOTED BLOVIATING BULLY C: A CRIMINAL, CONVICT, COWARD, CHARLATAN D: DELUSIONAL, DANGEROUS E: An EMBARRASSMENT F: A FELON, FAILURE, FRAUD G: A GOON, A GRIFTER H: HATEFUL I: INSIDIOUS, INFANTILE, INCOMPETENT J: JUVENILE K: A KVETCHER L: A LIAR, LOSER M: MALICIOUS, MENTALN: NASTY O: OFFENSIVE P: PERNICIOUS, PETULANT, PETTY Q: QUERULOUS, QUARRELSOME R: RACIST, REPUGNANT S: SINISTER, SICK, SMELLY T: TRIVIAL U: UGLY, UNIQUELY UNQUALIFIED V: VULGAR W:A WANKER, WEAK X: A XENOPHOBE Y: A YAHOO Z: A ZEALOT Pass it on

If you think about it, we all have them, but they’re called cellphones.

Is the ankle monitor for the crime or the dementia?:

I’m sure that if Trump were subject to house arrest with an ankle monitor — as opposed to actual prison, — he would insist that one of “his” Secret Service agents get a hacksaw and remove it.

If Hillary and trump were in same cell – would he pay her 130 grand for some loving? How many more “ladies” has he paid. Wives don’t count.

I wonder which of his Maga cult-members will be wearing it for him?

If tRump was sentenced to house arrest (as noted above, it would be in tRump tower, not Mar-a-Lardo) the hardest part for him to endure would be having his social media connections cut off. I imagine this would include Truth(sic) Social being suspended. Being unable to rant to the world might be enough to tip him over the edge.

F this comic

Trump would just be another toy doll in prison. Pull string Chatty Cathy “talking” doll. No social Media. Would go even loony than now in a week. No Big Mac’s. Lock the Butch up.

As Jesus said – Father of all lies. GOP of today. When you love someone, you serve them.” True Godly Christians do that by serving Lord Jesus and Mankind. Evangelicals are self serving. Nothing humble about GOP, the Pharisees Jesus Christ despised and who rigged his crucifixion with Romans.

ankle monitor? No, I want ball and chains.

Makes no sense.

This comic and those deranged idiots who agree with are never going to admit the truth