Pickles by Brian Crane for June 19, 2024

Hᴀ! Hᴀ! Hᴀ! Hᴀ! Hᴀ! Hᴀ! Hᴀ!

How did Earl’s mustasch grow back so quickly?

Roscoe can understand Opal’s Torment!

Well, of course he will, Opal. The “cone of shame” he gave you is nowhere near big enough to keep your forepaws, er, hands away from your eyes!

I can’t even put eyedrops in, can’t imagine contacts!

Roscoe is probably happy that at least one of the humans has to live with that thing…or that Opal got spayed!

Shame! (ding, ding) Shame!!! (ding, ding) SHAME!!! (ding, ding)

Rubbing your eyes with contacts on could be pretty serious, Opal! Desperate times require desperate measures!

I tried contacts years ago, and my eyes were too dry for them (they itched like crazy). Even with drops. That could be Opal’s issue: dry eyes…

Roscoe is so cute!

He does………every day

Roscoe is precious today : )

Hahaha, The Cone of Shame.

Roscoe doesn’t mind if Opal uses his cone

Earl is cruising for a bruising!

Too late…… he’s ALREADY married

now she just needs a muzzle

That’s cruel, Earl.

Great idea, Earl ………….. might “NOT” be too good for your future health …………. but for the time being ….. "GREAT’ ……. :)

Better grab yer coat,earl,and head for the hills‼️

She isn’t a dog, she can still reach around it.

I wouldn’t go out in public like that.

My husband would do that. But he said only if he thought of it.

The collar was, I suppose, borrowed from either Muffin or Roscoe.

Funny, Earl…but I think you’ll come to regret doing that.

UH glue?

Great, now you’ve made her even louder!

HAHAHAHA

Earl was just trying to help…………hmmmmmfffffff!

Did you soak them all night in the mystery chemical bath, or did you accidentally put them in your fizzing falsie glass, or did you sleep with them in all night, or perhaps leave them on the bath counter to dry out?

All cones should be on hoomins or bears, not on doggies.

SKIP THE MUSTACHE…..“RUN EARL!! RUN!”

I would bet that Opal is allergic to the preservative in the lens solution. I was, so I had to switch to the single use tiny little ampules. It got to be so expensive, I went back to glasses. Also, I hated using all that throw away plastic stuff.

She was itching for a little cash.

This reminds me so much of my grandparents; so very funny — LOLOL

The cone of shame! tsk tsk

Opal is going to both lose her contacts and end up with serious corneal abrasions. Well, that would happen in real life, but she will probably just give up the contacts and go back to glasses. Never rub your eyes while wearing contacts and don’t rub them right after taking them out, either.

I’m glad for his mustache.

Sorry for the pain he’s facing.

Earl, leave now! Leave your belongings and get out with your life!

“..but thanks”. SIlly woman