Pickles by Brian Crane for June 26, 2024

Roscoe’s laugh is priceless!

Next, she’ll want to squeeze his head to make lemonade.

Roscoe thought that was funny!

Turtle Wax would be longer lasting

LOL. Good one today, Mr. Crane!

I love a dog with a sense of humor…

To quote an old ad (for a different product), “a little dab will do you.”

Just give it a nice coat of varnish for a longer lasting effect.

Opal’s a bit passive-aggressive, isn’t she?

Next comes a Doily, then a potted plant

It’s still kind of dull below the surface.

At least no starch spray to the lap.

Bald Guys Wise Simoniz.

He prefers Martinizing to Simonizing.

All play and no work makes Earl a dull boy!

Now buff it out, Opal!

Pledge was a lot better before they removed the wax.

It looks like the precious Roscoe got a big laugh out of this too : )

Why not that spray-on hair that Ronco sold years ago?

We’ll now pause for 20 minutes while Opal does her “Zinnnnng!” dance.

Opal should take a bath in it.

be thankful she was not military and gave it a spit shine.

Her and Mrs Lockhorn would be great together..

If its anything like mine, it was shining already!

Roscoe REWLS!!! Best character in the strip, by a MILE!

Ahh.. that Roscoe laugh!

Give her a jar of Butch Wax for her mustache in appreciation.

I love Roscoe’s expression in the last panel!

And a couple sprays in water makes a great lemonade!

Oh My……. she is witty TODAY

Umm…is that SAFE?!

Pretty soon other women will want to slide their fingers along his shiny pate

It’s the little things that irk Earl……..

They ran out of Armor All.

OK, Earl. What do you get to spray on her head?

Earl always shines brightly!

We fans will just call him Dusty-Free.

mine’s pretty shiny naturally

Earl…..Consider yourself at home….Consider yourself, part of the furniture…….

Earl, go buy some Nair and present it to Opal. She’s looking a bit fuzzy above her top lip…..

Is the brightness just skin deep?

Earl should put his foot up Opal’s dull surface.

The Republican running for governor of NC looks like he shines his head with brown shoe polish.