Close to Home by John McPherson for June 17, 2024

Put my name on there!

Mine too, twice!

Or cut the lifespans of people by one third.

add my name!

I will sign that as well!

When can I sign that? I really really need to.

37.3 million? That’s barely 0.4% of the population!!! That won’t get passed any time soon…

I’ll sign that!

That’s nice. But that’s not how it works.

Just be sure that they spend 7/8 of that entire time in good health and without mobility issues. Make that a human condition, too.

I’ll sign it too!

One time there was a petition, signed by 37,378,292 people. Right Jason?

“You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.” Robert Louis Stevenson

Awwww.

Think of it this way. A dog will not cheat on you, won’t steal from you, won’t lie to you, won’t stab you in the when you are at the lowest point in your life and all your family and friends abandoned you…your dog is right there by your side. NOW do you understand why dogs deserve to be in Heaven before any human? I thought so.

Just dogs, not cats.

Hey, bleeb. I see that you are making another quick visit to heaven. Now get out of there, get back to Earth and have some fun observing . . . things.

乃ㄥ乇乇乃

(Bleeb’s signature on the petition)

It says the lion will lay down with the lamb, that’s good enough for me! Why would God have some random lion and lamb up there and not my dog or cat?!

I firmly believe animals have souls and they will be in heaven before people will get there.

You cannot petition the Lord with prayer

One should last a human lifetime…

“If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went” . -Will Rogers

Boy, you think we’re up to our assets in animals now, just do that and see what happens.

Even bleeb knows God

Just 37 million!!!???

“And that’s only from the first 15 minutes after posting the petition!”

The only good thing about their short lifespans is that we get less time to take them for granted. Some “pets” suffer far too long in their lifetimes.

I refuses to imagine how many more stray cats and dogs in terrible conditions would roam the planet if… :-/

Bleeb, could you give God a hand with his hair? He’s looking kind of frazzed. Can’t blame him! :)

Can I go to a Heaven that doesn’t have dogs? (Or quiet, well-behaved ones would be ok.)

You’d think he would have a better office than that, but at least he has an open door policy.

Most dogs and cats come from Heaven. It only makes sense for then to return there.

Only 37 million? where do I sign?

This will be God‘s new pet project.

I’d sign it.

It’s outnumbered by the 51,287, 519 signatures wanting me to get rid of all of them!

If that petition were real, that number would be MUCH higher!

I’m in on that one!

Wait! I didn’t get a chance to sign this!!!

Cats already have nine lives, isn’t that enough for cats?

Signing