Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 10, 2024

My Bayesian priors are never zero, but in this case they’re still pretty small.

“Cows kill more people than sharks.”

“How would a cow have an opportunity to kill a shark?”

Just in case, don’t leave home without a Holy Hand Grenade ($29.99 Plus Shipping).

If somebody crashed their car into a tree while attempting to avoid a bunny on the road, would the bunny get the credit for killing them?

…but what if you’re married to a bunny?…

…Lindberg killed Arthur over his bunny-boo, Stacy…

…so, danger Will Robinson…

..Jesus loves you more than you could know…

…and not one of his flock was killed on his watch…

…(well…

…it worked in rehearsal)…

… I want some hasenpfeffer…

…tastes like chicken…

…so either take the red pill…

…or the little blue one…

…because like savoir faire…

…Frog Applause is everywhere…

Don’t let it rain on your sunny thoughts.

Your chances of being born are low, but they are never zero… apparently.

TIM: Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit!

ARTHUR: Ohh.

TIM: That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

ROBIN: You -! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

TIM: Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!

GALAHAD: Oh, yeah?

TIM: I’m warning you!

ROBIN: What’s he do, nibble your bum?

TIM: He’s got huge, sharp— eh— he can leap about— look at the bones!

ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!

BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin’ right up!

TIM: Look!

[squeak]

BORS: Aaaugh!

only some people call it “bunny”

Those were “killer” outfits they used to wear.

its how they fight back if they survive wabbit season

Beware the killer bunnies! Remember what happened to President Jimmy Carter.

The chances of being all wet are never zero … all the statistics say it is so, therefore ….

( et cetera, et cetera, et … )

Go down that rabbit hole at your own risk.

They are very high at Caer Bannog, unless you have a holy handgrenade.

It’s true! I swerved my car to avoid a bunny on the road and almost did myself in.

Never have I felt more “In the Not-Know.”

Every bunny needs some bunny to love. Even killer bunnies.

Tularemia

zero is hero

Monty Python will tell ya ALL About it!!

On the Blog: you can only take the fork if it is meant to be drawn from the pavement. Excalifork!

Oddly enough, I got killed by a bunny. But, owing to a quirk in state law, I was able to rise from the dead and eat his hippity, hoppity butt.

That’s low.

I always carry a holy hand grenade.