Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 27, 2024

Because you’re too chicken.

Mel Gibson to the rescue!

I once saw a house fly.

what’s so strange about a dragonfly?

A dragon that big with wings that small shouldn’t be able to fly.

You have something in common with your distant penguin cousins, but I don’t think you can swim either.

Of course Henry can fly. After all, he’s the wizard’s pet.

well, most chicken can fly a little too. but i think in chicken farms they shorten their wings

Peter Pan needed fairy dust to fly, if I remember correctly. Maybe the chickens need dragon dust?

(I haven’t seen that Peter Pan special with Mary Martin in ages.)

And you ain’t no roadrunner either. Beep! Beep!

Chickens…. can fly.

most chickens can fly short distances.

Hey ….. Chickens ……. I don’t think Henry would really like to be called a lizard ………. he might decide to have a BBQ ……if he heard you calling him that …….. ;)

Cue the crows.

This is a myth. Chickens are like Southwest Airlines. Yes, they can fly, but not very well.

I often see a house fly.

The cow that jumped over the Moon got grounded into hamburger meat.

I’ve even seen a house fly

Jealous girls!!!!

Not yet.

Well, you CAN, just not very well or far.

That ain’t no lizard. That’s Henry!

Yep I’m going to Zaxbys for lunch!

Neither can buffalo.

We have a small (11) flock of chooks for eggs. They can fly. Not very high, not very far, but they can fly.

Hey, chickens can fly. They’re just too chicken to do so.

Don’t worry it’s only Flintstone Airlines.

Depressing isn’t it.

As God is my witness…. nah, that’s an old joke.