Pickles by Brian Crane for July 02, 2024

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    carlsonbob  6 months ago

    Great comeback Earl, but that may send you to Roscoe’s house for the night.

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    oldthang  6 months ago

    Yep.

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    ʲᔆ  6 months ago

    Earl concurs with her, but she’ll still find him disagreeable

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Earl…NO! It’s gonna cost you

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    MichaelAxelFleming  6 months ago

    P.T. Barnum should’ve run for president.

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    californiamonty  6 months ago

    Earl, here’s another saying for you. “It is better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubts.”

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    Dirty Dragon  6 months ago

    Maybe Opal would just like Earl to try some Matlock cosplay, to spice things up?

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago

    The varieties of cloth and their traditional names should actually provide Earl great opportunities for lame jokes to raise Opal’s ‘piqué’:

    ‘Broad cloth’

    ‘Dam ask’

    ‘Dung aree’

    ‘Ging ham’

    ‘Tweed’

    ‘Worsted wool’

    For Roscoe, ‘Houndstooth’

    Maybe Opal could per-‘suede’ Earl to take interest in fabrics from a humorous point of view relative to their quirky names …

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    Turnhandle  6 months ago

    I like the name of the store. At least Earl didn’t say she’s an old Sew & Sew!

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    Opal’s a poet and don’t know it!

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    I think they seered her coming.

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    Khpg   6 months ago

    I like these with them interacting about daily stuff. Makes me look forward to retirement with my husband. He will be sarcastic as well, but I love their friendship.

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    Acworthless  6 months ago

    What does she do with all this fabric? You never see her sewing anything.

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    markkahler52  6 months ago

    XD!!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 6 months ago

    At first, I thought the carpet was flood water.

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    flemmingo  6 months ago

    When I was a supervisor in Postal Service I was over 33 carriers. They had a joke where they said a dress suit “ Sears sold it and a sucker bought it.” They would all start laughing.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 6 months ago

    One of these days, Earl, Bang Zoom, straight to the moon!

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    ANIMAL  6 months ago

    I think SOMEONE’s about to get SMACKED.!!!

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 6 months ago

    Earl stepped on a land mine while ambling through that conversation.

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    Some suckers reveal themselves by what they thoughtlessly say.

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    JudithStocker Premium Member 6 months ago

    Earl is right on target!

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    brick10  6 months ago

    Perhaps it is time for a seersucker suit for Earl with the pattern running horizontally!

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    FassEddie  6 months ago

    Did you see the print? It’s darling! Very popular in the Belle Epoch! Ruby-throated sapsuckers!

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    Queen of America  6 months ago

    I love seersucker. I always thought it was very ‘boaty’. It makes for great shorts and light summer shirts that I envision people in New England wearing on their boats and yachts.

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    HarpGirl  6 months ago

    Seersucker: from the Persian words “shir o shekar,” meaning “milk and sugar,” describes the alternating smooth and bumpy stripes.

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    the lost wizard  6 months ago

    Seersucker sucker sucker. :)

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    He’s no P. T. Barnum, but she is a sucker.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 6 months ago

    And Roscoe hates those nights……..

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    Strawberry King  6 months ago

    You tell ’er, Earl!

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    Dr_Fogg  6 months ago

    And he’s still upright :-)

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    KEA  6 months ago

    um, I haven’t seen anything in seersucker for years. Is it still around?

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    ellisaana Premium Member 6 months ago

    Earl’s about to be buried in seersucker. At least it’s cool.

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    Jkendr46  6 months ago

    Cue Earl in an upturned chair (again).

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  6 months ago

    I believe the rate may have even risen.

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    j.l.farmer  6 months ago

    Guess who will be going to bed on the couch with no supper!!

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    StephenRice  6 months ago

    I believe the first seersucker suit was in the late 19th Century, when a bunch of people sued a psychic for fraud.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 6 months ago

    You were doing so well, Earl, asking her what else she bought. And then you had to follow up …

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    Cathy P.  6 months ago

    I don’t how it is elsewhere, but where I live, seersucker is very hard to find in our fabric stores.

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