Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 30, 2024

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    thevideostoreguy  4 months ago

    …a mite late for spring cleaning…

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    Kenneth Berkun Premium Member 4 months ago

    Oahu has an annual Tour de Trash, which includes a visit to the landfill, recycling center and the garbage to electricity generator. Well worth doing!

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    DagNabIt!  4 months ago

    France has an annual Tour de Trashed, which includes blood doping, steroids, and all sorts of exotic performance enhancers

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    CementerAD5  4 months ago

    Amd just how and why did the Wiz end up in the trash can? NO context equals an un-funny cartoon.I could see this happening to Bung, but that wouldn’t be funny either.

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    rshive  4 months ago

    Why do things the easy way?

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    Gent  4 months ago

    So this was how they dumps husband in ancient times before divorce invented eh.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    He wanted to get the full experience (from pickup to delivery).

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    joe piglet Premium Member 4 months ago

    We are getting those trash bins and automatic loaders next year, in our city.

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    Izzy Moreno  4 months ago

    Looks like Wiz has less than 35 gilders.

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    rockyridge1977  4 months ago

    …..nothing like the journey!!!!!

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    geese28  4 months ago

    Thought that was an amusement park ride

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    Kaputnik  4 months ago

    From USA Today, June 21 of this year.

    *A woman in Georgia was nearly crushed to death after she was dropped from a dumpster into a garbage truck.

    The woman was inside a dumpster near a Captain D’s fast-casual seafood restaurant around noon on Thursday when a garbage truck emptied the dumpster, along with the woman, in Bainbridge in southwestern Georgia, Bainbridge Public Safety Chief Redell Walton told USA TODAY on Friday.

    Fortunately, the truck’s driver didn’t immediately turn on the compactor, instead driving the vehicle to another dumpster a couple of yards away, Walton said. As the driver was emptying the second dumpster, employees of a nearby store who had witnessed the woman falling into the garbage truck ran after the truck and managed to halt operations. The employees also called 911.*

    There are other cases of people actually being killed while dumpster diving. Luckily, stupidity isn’t quite that lethal in the comics.

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    Chris  4 months ago

    but that was fun though… :j

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    Goat from PBS  4 months ago

    I’m guessing Wiz got her vacuum bags for their anniversary, which is how he ended up there.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  4 months ago

    Mighty fancy equipment.

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    kathleenhicks62  4 months ago

    I only “tour” the garbage dump when I am throwing more out. . . .did that make sense?

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    Cerabooge  4 months ago

    She was hoping for a shredder.

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    will.pittenger1  4 months ago

    Is that Blanch divorcing Wizard?

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 months ago

    It’s not a barrel of monkeys but it’ll do in a pinch!

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    blakerl  4 months ago

    Looks like his wife put him out with the trash. That happens to a lot of guys.

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    DKHenderson  4 months ago

    Presumably Blanche was feeling really fed up with the Wiz today.

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