Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 30, 2024

…a mite late for spring cleaning…

Oahu has an annual Tour de Trash, which includes a visit to the landfill, recycling center and the garbage to electricity generator. Well worth doing!

France has an annual Tour de Trashed, which includes blood doping, steroids, and all sorts of exotic performance enhancers

Amd just how and why did the Wiz end up in the trash can? NO context equals an un-funny cartoon.I could see this happening to Bung, but that wouldn’t be funny either.

Why do things the easy way?

So this was how they dumps husband in ancient times before divorce invented eh.

He wanted to get the full experience (from pickup to delivery).

We are getting those trash bins and automatic loaders next year, in our city.

Looks like Wiz has less than 35 gilders.

…..nothing like the journey!!!!!

Thought that was an amusement park ride

From USA Today, June 21 of this year.

*A woman in Georgia was nearly crushed to death after she was dropped from a dumpster into a garbage truck.

The woman was inside a dumpster near a Captain D’s fast-casual seafood restaurant around noon on Thursday when a garbage truck emptied the dumpster, along with the woman, in Bainbridge in southwestern Georgia, Bainbridge Public Safety Chief Redell Walton told USA TODAY on Friday.

Fortunately, the truck’s driver didn’t immediately turn on the compactor, instead driving the vehicle to another dumpster a couple of yards away, Walton said. As the driver was emptying the second dumpster, employees of a nearby store who had witnessed the woman falling into the garbage truck ran after the truck and managed to halt operations. The employees also called 911.*

There are other cases of people actually being killed while dumpster diving. Luckily, stupidity isn’t quite that lethal in the comics.

but that was fun though… :j

I’m guessing Wiz got her vacuum bags for their anniversary, which is how he ended up there.

Mighty fancy equipment.

I only “tour” the garbage dump when I am throwing more out. . . .did that make sense?

She was hoping for a shredder.

Is that Blanch divorcing Wizard?

It’s not a barrel of monkeys but it’ll do in a pinch!

Looks like his wife put him out with the trash. That happens to a lot of guys.

Presumably Blanche was feeling really fed up with the Wiz today.