That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for June 24, 2024

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    Solstice*1947  5 months ago

    /// When Fast Dancer was asked why his face

    had that hand-print, and why in that place,

    what he answered was quirky:

    “Me tried drawing a turkey.”

    (His “dumb Injun act” was a disgrace.)

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    rmremail  5 months ago

    Running Bear had a sign of domestic abuse across his face.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 5 months ago

    Whitecloud made the mistake in answering the question; “does this dress make me look fat?”,

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 5 months ago

    Guess who invented the face-palm!

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    Zykoic  5 months ago

    How?

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    Ubintold  5 months ago

    Who knew Indians were into finger painting.

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    Call me Ishmael  5 months ago

    Is this the face that launched a thousand quips?/

    If so, it needs some timely skin care tips:/

    Some words from someone older and much wiser:/

    When morning comes, remove your moisturizer!

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    Call me Ishmael  5 months ago

    “When I’m on a scalping foray/

    No matter what critics say/

    Come what may (and it may !)/

    At the end of the day/

    I still prefer Oil of Olay !”

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    Buzzworld  5 months ago

    Looks like a member of the Millennial tribe.

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    markkahler52  5 months ago

    Said the wrong thing to Mawsquaw!

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  5 months ago

    Some people just put their kids’ “hand art” up on the fridge.

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    Call me Ishmael  5 months ago

    “Darling, May I be terribly blunt?/

    Is THAT look what you really want?/

    You look like you’ve strayed/

    To a Gay Pride Parade:/

    But you’re leading a buffalo hunt..”

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 5 months ago

    Probably not the last time he’d grab a woman’s behind, but next time won’t be someone with paint on her hands

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    phritzg Premium Member 5 months ago

    He’s not actually a Native American; he just wants to be in a Village People tribute band.

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    DM2860  5 months ago

    Meanwhile Running Bare had a similar red mark on his tuckus.

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    MS72  5 months ago

    Face painting came AFTER hand painting.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  5 months ago

    Appears Mike Tyson was not the first to face tat.

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    oakie817  5 months ago

    looks like he met Will Smith

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    Linguist  5 months ago

    “Well, shut my mouth and call me Fast! John Revolting’s got nothin’ on your dance moves!”

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    thebashfulone  5 months ago

    It was the last time he ignored a person who said “Talk to the hand!”

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    mokspr Premium Member 5 months ago

    The less well known second non-Sicillian to be inducted into the Corlone “family”.

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    Calvins Brother  5 months ago

    Talking too much during the sneak attack, his buddy had to hold his hand over his mouth.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 5 months ago

    He kept saying to Running Water, I no want to do it….until she finally shut him up!

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    Holden Awn  5 months ago

    He severely misunderstood the tribe’s DEI initiatives.

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    Drbarb71 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Sorry, but I think this one is in bad taste. It borders on racist.

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    Bilan  5 months ago

    Times are tough for Running Bear. He’s living hand-to-mouth.

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    Linguist  5 months ago

    They say that charcoal-based skin-care products do much to enhance one’s complexion.

    Regarding reading product directions, Fast Dancer is a literalist … Apply manually, indeed!

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    DM2860  5 months ago

    That is White Cloud and after that episode, he invented toilet paper.

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    mabrndt Premium Member 5 months ago

    Wash-ka-mon-ya, Fast Dancer, a Warrior

    Paste (including the quote marks) 

    "Category:Iowa (tribe)" Wikimedia 

    (syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, Brave, and Yandex search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string .520, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting, including the museum’s Description

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3343 (June 24, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 3 works by him have been used here, the October 8, 2020, strip being the prior.

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    d1234dick Premium Member 5 months ago

    running with spoon was naughty and dark cloud slapped him.

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    6turtle9  5 months ago

    If the women don’t find you handsome, at least be handy.

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    mshaw Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Wash-Ka-Mon-Ya, Fast Dancer, A Warrior”, 1844

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    JH&Cats  5 months ago

    To open precut pineapple, hold here; use other hand to grasp top and lift.

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