Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 05, 2024

So, what is she going to do about HIS twin?

He’ll have to work twice as hard for that fantasy.

Wait until she finds out he is really his old college roommate!

But who was with us when we… and will we be doing it again?

Well, there goes THAT fantasy he seemingly had. Unless she can convince him identical twins also have identical freckles.

She might be schizophrenic. If she is, then after the marriage ceremony, will they be a happy throuple? And will sex with her be a threesome?

“Wait until he finds out he’s marrying my twin brother.” is a plot twist no-one saw coming

Hmmmmmm.

Wait until she finds out that he is really a she.

Is that lace covering her cleavage, or a very intricate tattoo?

There was a piece on one of the news sites about a pair of identical twin sisters who were over 90. They had gotten married the same day in a dual ceremony when in their 20s. I wonder if they ever swapped husbands? Just for… comparison purposes.

GUY: So sad that my new wife’s twin AND HER HUSBAND refused to come to our wedding.

The problem is, he can spell "Annulment " !

“Wait’ll he finds out I’m a Chinese humanoid without a va-jay-jay.”

Oh, ho! A new wife and multiple personalities. Gosh, almost like polygamy. :)

Ha! It’s complicated.

His secret dream was a threesome with twin sisters.

Wait until she finds that he got her twin sister pregnant.

Not the same (very funny, very confusing) situation as either of the two weddings that begin and end The Palm Beach Story, a Preston Sturges comedy from 1942, but I can’t help being reminded of them.

So, the honeymoon was more of a “menage et deux”?

Has anyone ever been called a “little lug”?

Nonfradulent fraud?

I watched a video about identical female triplets who married. Their husbands couldn’t tell them apart. The triplets would regularly switch husbands without the husbands being none the wiser. One night one husband overheard the triplets talking about this and spilled the beans. End of marriages.

The big lug may surprise her on their honeymoon!! :-)

Do he and his car both have big lug nuts?