Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 15, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 6 months ago

    Cosmetics and fragrance ads of all kinds. They prey on insecure people with poor body images.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Another Ronco product? I miss him!

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    eromlig  6 months ago

    “Eau de l’argent”

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    cracker65  6 months ago

    We always called it sure F. I’ll let you all figure out the rest of it.

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    dwdl21  6 months ago

    Actually most women can’t stand body sprays…lol

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 6 months ago

    It’s called money!!!

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    ʲᔆ  6 months ago

    “Bunk⠄⠄⠄James Bunk”

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    comixbomix  6 months ago

    Just don’t axe me what it’s called.

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    Botulism Bob  6 months ago

    How that very attractive woman got into his tuxedo he’ll never know.

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    P51Strega  6 months ago

    Hai Karate

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 6 months ago

    Most perfume ads look like fever dreams to me. I don’t understand how that sells perfume, but, then, I’m not an advertiser.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member 6 months ago

    Why would you want the tux?

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    ajr58(1)  6 months ago

    How do they both fit in there?

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    uniquename  6 months ago

    It’s called advertising.

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member 6 months ago

    I was going to say it must be a big tuxedo, but everyone beat me to it.

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    royq27  6 months ago

    Axe your expectations!

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    David_the_CAD  6 months ago

    It is called A LIE.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member 6 months ago

    I think it’s called, “IN YOUR DREAMS!” But if it’s not, it should be!

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    bbbmorrell  6 months ago

    must be a really large tuxedo to fit you and the woman

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    lbhorton  6 months ago

    Must have been a tight fit in that tux

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    ʲᔆ  6 months ago

    stinkum

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    mbhiggins5555  6 months ago

    He forgot to draw the eyeglass temple piece on the left side of her eyeglasses.

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    kathleenhicks62  6 months ago

    TV magic!

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    Norris66  6 months ago

    Turns him into a big tuxedo cat.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 6 months ago

    I know that language evolves over time, but given what “toilet” now means to most people, why are these stinkums still called “toiletries” by people who are trying to sell them?

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    Strawberry King  6 months ago

    Forget it. You got any of that stuff from the “Nights in White Satin” commercial?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    Eau, de cologne is what you want.

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    aussie399 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Wishful thinking?

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