Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 03, 2024

Sounds like a long, drawn out eulogy

That’s stretching it.

I’ve read that would happen if you fall into a black hole!!!

We’re all here to say, so looooooooonnnngggg, Hank!

Right up there with Blaine’s story about the remarkable ram …

Just because Hank went through the extruder machine and ended up the way he did, in the shape he was, doesn’t mean that he had to be left that way.

Pity the pallbearers and gravediggers!

Hanks new nickname: Stretch

Couldn’t he have been folded?

Reminds me of the guy who fell int the lens grinding machine.

He made a big spectacle of himself.

Then there was the guy who got fired for sticking his thingy into the pickle slicer..

I’ll remember him whenever I eat my favorite breakfast cereal

That’s horrible.

Ew.

Hank had quite the lengthy career.

Going to be a long service. Will need extra pallbearers too.

Hank specified cremation but it’s that kind of company.

Raise your hand if you had to Google “Extruder Machine” – don’t act like it’s just me!

so long, hank…

Reminds me of the funeral scene from one episode of Northern Exposure. One of the town’s residents was hit by a falling satellite, but the heat of re-entry fused them together making it impossible to separate them. The remains had to be buried, but the casket had all sorts of antennas and things poking out at all different angles. The entire funeral party eventually broke down in laughter.