Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 05, 2024

… and then it split?

It didn’t panic, it just quietly went bananas.

Are they playing stripper music in the background?

It’s best to Emma Peel yourself.

A panicking banana would be quite a appealing.

nice! looks like a cave drawing

Edsel

Read that too fast and thought a banana was peeing itself.

“I’m Señorita Banana and I’ve come to dance

I will be a-peeling down past my skinny pants

So soft and so delicious am I when I am ripe

The brown spots here and there make me just your type

Please behave yourselves as I perform my gigs

And don’t grunt and squeal like male sexist pigs …”

Be careful, Mr. Banana, don’t slip on a pig skin and bruise yourself.

Do the Mashed Banana.

…a banana republic and a eggplant parmesan walk into a bar…

…do you serve grapes?…

…they ask…

…we don’t have any grapes…

…the bartender replied…

…that’s not a very funny joke…

…explained Charlotte…

…well, I made it up on the spot…

…said the pig…

…and soon it will spread on the world wide web…

Just making some bread.

“A one-skin, a two-skin, a three-skin, a four …”

_____ Beatrice Lilly pealing a banana

How I love bananas, let me count the ways!

There’s a reason that I live in The Banana Capital of the World, Machala, Ecuador … and it ain’t because I’ve gone bananas!

Is this A-Eye’s idea of what Lame is …?

( just a passing oink )

I’m sure it took a lot of pep-talking, convincing, and otherwise persuadin’. But it was worth it in the end, because it went viral on Tik Tok.

It mustn’t be doing it right then.

DAY-O.

And somewhere I bet there is a pig BBQing itself whilst not panicking.

It has a certain calm appeal.

It’s coming out.