Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 16, 2024

It’s a vortex. You really need to lay off the forgetting spells.

If Garfield was upon Marigold, then she would REALLY have trouble moving.

This is iconic cat-atonia! LOVE!!

A sign of trust.

Oddly enough, my cat is sitting in my lap right now despite my attempts to shift her off.

Are we sure that’s not Thor’s cat?

Because even UNICORN! is nothing to CAT!

My cat has not yet learned to do this. It’s only a matter of time. Then I will be at her mercy.

Don’t have a cat… but I do have a hairless dog… and I can say… accurate.

Marigold, you have been claimed by Gladys the Cat. You are now her property. As it’s been said: “A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff”.

My cat used to jump on my back and lick my hair, ruined many a t-shirt! Now that she’s very old she does not do that very often any longer!

I kept a book handy for this event.

Chairs don’t talk, Marigold.

Humans suffer COL (cat on lap) and just have to ride out the infliction. So the unicorn equivalent would be COB, you just have to suffer through it because you never move a sleeping cat.

Let sleeping cats lie.

The highest compliment – when a Cat chooses you to be their servant!

Sorry, can’t help. I’ve got a ca on me.

Is this how moggy-dons were discovered?

From Wikipedia article on “Fundamental interaction”:

“In physics, the fundamental interactions or fundamental forces are the interactions that do not appear to be reducible to more basic interactions. There are four fundamental interactions known to exist:1

“gravity

“electromagnetism

“weak interaction

“strong interaction

“The gravitational and electromagnetic interactions produce long-range forces whose effects can be seen directly in everyday life. The strong and weak interactions produce forces at minuscule, subatomic distances and govern nuclear interactions inside atoms.

“Some scientists hypothesize that a fifth force might exist, but these hypotheses remain speculative.”

The fifth force is clearly the force that binds a cat to its resting place.

It is a condition called Feline paralysis

Tomorrow the comic will be renamed: ‘Phoebe and Her Cat Furniture.’

It’s something cats can do: purralyze their victi…furnit…people, I meant people!

Sorry Marigold, cats are what are referred to as immovable objects.

It’s the variable mass thing. An 8 pound cat in a human lap can within seconds have the mass of an average neutron star.

1. Slide hands under cat.2. Lift cat.3. Place cat to one side.4. Stand, go about your business.5. Cat will move to warm spot thinking it got over on you.

Cats magic, way superior that Unicorns.

We need to see more of Gladys the cat ❤️

Cat Gravity