Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 09, 2024

She’ll be swept off her stump by Douglas Fir…

The puns were a bit, wooden.

There must be some who pine for her.

She’s the subject of a documentree.

On the bright side, Dan got all his tree puns out in one go.

We won’t have to suffer these any longer. We’ll suffer something else.

At least she’s not being a beech.

You should cedar likes on her social media account!

Soft woods were always a bit soft in the head.

treemendous comic today

Is this some kind of oak? She acts like a real beech.

Wood you listen to these three. they should leaf her alone and mind there own business.

She just might get the axe!

They’re just green with envy and pining to be as poplar as her.

They could have sang “Popular” from the Broadway musical (soon to be a musical motion picture) “Wicked”.

They’re just needling her…

A dogwood be poplar?

This was a little pineful.

Looks like she was a a steady diet of pycnogenal

“Birch, please!

When she dated the Elm she had to go Dutch.

Meow.

Yew little flirt, yew.

You should cedar CHEST!

I wooden know, and I don’t have time to stick around and find out. I’m kinda out on a limb just taking the time to comment, ‘cause today is one of those days when life is a beech.

This is what happens when you hang around a bunch of saps.

You should see at christmas.

They are secretly pining for her.

She’s pining for a boyfriend

EntWives?

those guys. all they do is stand around and birch…

What a sap.