Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 16, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 3 months ago

    It would be a major offense. You’ve got a lot pluck for trying. Were you just yanking my chord?

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    Hello Everyone  3 months ago

    I know that’s a guitar fret, but what chord is that? It’s been a while since I played.

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    Sue Ellen  3 months ago

    The beer would probably B♭.

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    eromlig  3 months ago

    The C and the G have a fifth between them.

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    Digital Frog  3 months ago

    Nothing to fret about

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    baldyzuzu Premium Member 3 months ago

    If I bring my shovel does that change it?

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Eh? What this? Musical notes?

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    backyardcowboy  3 months ago

    Bartender’s name is Clef.

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    Zoomer&Yeti  3 months ago

    So is the bartender’s name Gordon Clifford, or G-Cliff?

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    Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago

    This is really bass.

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    Rich_Pa  3 months ago

    Treble maker.

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    pat sandy creator 3 months ago

    this gag really strikes a chord.

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    nancyb creator 3 months ago

    They need to rest.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 3 months ago

    “HA! … jokes on you, I’m tuned down a whole step, so I’m G Minor! … um, but that really doesn’t help my case, does it!?”

    (Dave might just be a guitarist!)

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    LOLBeth  3 months ago

    I am Am. Am I am.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago

    I don’t like your tone.

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    EMGULS79  3 months ago

    “Don’t give him any treble!” Indeed. Are the bases already loaded?

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    Howard'sMyHero  3 months ago

    By any measure, this bar is a major attraction …!

    ( wah, wah, waaah )

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    walstib Premium Member 3 months ago

    Songs in the key of A-minor tend to sound sad or melancholy. Example: “Greensleeves”. I like to play Jerry Garcia’s “Loser” in A-minor. (I only know how to play by ear).

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    rhpii  3 months ago

    At least the G string is covered.

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    lnrokr55  3 months ago

    I’m more of an E7 # 9 kind of guy! Scuse me while I kiss the sky !

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    rwh2  3 months ago

    What chord is struck when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A♭minor.

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 3 months ago

    A warning of definite note!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    Here stanza disappointed minor.

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    Cerabooge  3 months ago

    Just skedaddle, Morris.

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    zeexenon  3 months ago

    Not even a couple cords of wood and some High-C?

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    The Tooninator creator 3 months ago

    duly noted!

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    JPuzzleWhiz  3 months ago

    Maybe he’s there for a capo-ccino?

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    JPuzzleWhiz  3 months ago

    Is this an example of “bass” humor? Should I be taking “notes?” d;o)

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