Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 17, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 3 months ago

    That’ll do it!

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    The Duke  3 months ago

    All you need is love, and a big gun!

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    jpsomebody  3 months ago

    Happiness is a warm gun.

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    oldpine52  3 months ago

    Having some experience muzzle loading cannons, I would suggest that the Wiz not fire that one while standing that close behind it.

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    Little Caesar  3 months ago

    Sounds like something Curtis LeMay would have said.

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    Jml58  3 months ago

    Magic is cool. Cannons is hot.

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    Nuke Road Warrior  3 months ago

    You can get more with a smile and a gun than you can with just a smile.

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    TonyB.  3 months ago

    Not sure the turret will be able to handle the recoil

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    Peterh778  3 months ago

    When you are too weary to force yourself do magic so you turn to the technology.

    “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a big gun."

    Maxim 24 of The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

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    Ron Dunn Premium Member 3 months ago

    Say hello to my little friend!!

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    blunebottle  3 months ago

    Walk softly and carry a big gun.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Cannons and gunpowder. Works like magic eh.

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    Calvinist1966  3 months ago

    Gunpowder leads to Gun Power.

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    Calvinist1966  3 months ago

    “Magic is cool and all but sometimes gunpowder is all that you need.”

    The Wizard is saving energy – magical energy.

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    Richard Smith Premium Member 3 months ago

    Blast Magic

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    b.john71  3 months ago

    you need to negotiate from a position of strength…intimidate or have a bigger gun.

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    Mediatech  3 months ago

    I hope that tower is a lot sturdier than it looks, otherwise Wizard will be doing some flying.

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    baskate_2000  3 months ago

    Again, I say, wretched excess, Wiz.

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    Adman Premium Member 3 months ago

    Really? A bit surprised by this one. I’ll take magic any day – the more, the better.

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    geese28  3 months ago

    Shake with one hand while holding a rock in the other

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    Jack7528  3 months ago

    And some grape shot!

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    “Happiness is a warm gun”

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 3 months ago

    Saruman agrees.

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    atomicdog  3 months ago

    “When in doubt…C4.”

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    LONNYMARQUEZ  3 months ago

    or a big stick

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    KC135E/R BOOMER  3 months ago

    Effective and judicious use of overwhelming firepower has a way of ending a battle in an expedient manner.

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    Fire the cannons!

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    jmcenanly  3 months ago

    Saruman the White would agree.

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    rockyridge1977  3 months ago

    A little help from my friend……Gun Powder!!!

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    tcayer  3 months ago

    To quote Star Trek the Next Generation: “Peace. Through superior firepower.”

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    ekke  3 months ago

    If that gun is on a tower, Wiz better hope he never has to light it off!

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    Billy Yank  3 months ago

    Sir Isaac Newton might have something to say about this. ML cannon that size need a lot of space for recoil and weigh a lot more than that flimsy tower could support. The 15 in (380 mm) one at Fort Knox, Maine, weighs just short of 50,000 lb (22,700 kg) and has at least 10 ft (3 m) of recoil space on its carriage. Our international friends may appreciate the SI units in use almost everywhere else in the world outside the USA.

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    Curiosity Premium Member 3 months ago

    You are obviousley a man of high caliber!

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    Sanspareil  3 months ago

    The Wiz just wants to canonize the enemy.

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    Kidon Ha-Shomer  3 months ago

    the recoil will destroy the tower

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    eddi-TBH  3 months ago

    “The peasants are revolting!” “You can say that again.”

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    Strawberry King  3 months ago

    For those about to rock. Fire!!

    BOOM!!

    We salute you!

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    coop2003 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    and more precise aim. right, crooks?

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