Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 24, 2024

Different rival coach this story arc, apparently… When there is story.

P1 and P3: “I am Elmer J Fudd, Millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.”

Let’s meet our next guest …

Theodore! Stop Mincing!

In all reality, while other teams are hard at work in the waning days of summer, Milfordians wonder when is our team going to start it’s practice.

This is very exciting.

P3: I never guessed that the next celebrity guests might be The Clash.

YESSSSS. Now he’s truly ascended to goofy arch enemy status. The kreese to gils miyagi who also looks like duke nukem for some reason

Is Gil pulling a Belichek and spying on the competition? Nah…..that might involve some effort

At least we now know what school Coach Nonads works for. Oh, and another day of splendid dialogue by the writer. Keep it up! Those readership nunbers are sure to go stratospheric.

If the fweet don’t like it

Crunch the Goshen

Crunch the Goshen

Sorry Perm. This ain’t the 1980 Winter Olympics and you’re not Herb Brooks.

crunch,clash?….hardass coach with small peepee

Eleven months to go and the race for the Most Improved Coach in the conference is heating up. Will we check in on Tilden next?

This strip has gone in the TOILET

Greetings from Milford, OH where the Eagles clashed with the Edgewood Cougars last night and crunched them 33-3 in the football season opening game. I was going to make a joke or two about MILF’s being superior to cougars, but let’s keep it clean since this comment relates to real people.

Coach Perm makes Lane Kiffin look tough.

“Fweet” and “Clash”? HUH???

meanwhile torch and oscar capps work on the statue of liberty play

keri feeling guilty for not bringing jami to wrestling buys him a pat patterson action figure on ebay

coach toe trying to convince dr pearl to have a girl field hockey team this year shes watched two youtube vidieos so she knows what shes doing

Clash of the Whitans.

P-1: The Goshen Cheerleaders practice extra hard this year.

P-2: This is a hard cell to decipher. Is it “fweet again” as a comment? or fweet, again as a command? or is it “fweet" again” as a substitute for naughty word?

P-3: As the Crunch turns to Clash, why is there a QB in the coach’s sunglasses, for a blocking sled exercise?

Vito from Goshen noticed in Coach No Eyes’ resume he was formerly the ‘walking boss’ in Cool Hand Luke. P1: “Blockin’ over here, Boss. Don’t put me in the box!” Coach No Eyes sees everything.

P3: Must be hard for the Goshen QB to throw a football with a hook hand.

Today’s Goshen practice is being brought to you by Nestle’s Crunch and The Clash. And speaking of brought to you by, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is brought to you by Train Wreck Beer. Have one or fourteen today. (Sorry crettawva for stealing your bit.)

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The kid reflected in the glasses. What in the world is he doing? Wrong answers only.

Actually, I don’t think any answer could be wrong.

Does Martin play football too! Uh- oh!

“Crunch! Fweet! Clash!”Holy two-a-days, Batman!

Go Redhawks!