Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 28, 2024

♫ I can see clearly now ♫

I object.

This is turning into a spectacle.

They will have 20/20 hindsight.

If she can finally see what he looks like then she might change her mind about him.

The priest is running a side hustle.

What do you see …

… in him …

… anyway?

Before marriage, eyes wide open.

After marriage, eyes half shut.

Focus!

Now that you can see, can you see what you saw in him? Could you see a future with him after seeing what you saw!

(My head hurts!)

still blurry!

Marriage in a Presbyopian church.

Run, Dude!

This reminds me of the time the antenna engineer got married.

The ceremony was OK, but the reception was great.

I can never decide which, myself!

Ralph got the good line.

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Afflecks wedding?

better make sure you get rose colored glasses!

Eye see what U did Dave … keep it up …! lol

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Liked for the rat’s comment only.

Is she being shown pictures of other prospective husbands?

And Ralph wins the comics today!

He’s gonna test her for Wed MD.

See the point ! ;-) Nope ;-)

Newlyweds are usually optimistic.

For this couple, he’s prescribing two pairs of beer goggles.

We’re way past that says this sad-lonely widower.

What’s better, sharper, clearer – 1 or 2?

1 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . 2.

Okay now, 2 or 3?

2 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 3.

I don’t know, Ralph…I thought it was pretty good.

I love this! It made me LOL for real. Great joke, Dave!

He definitely looks like worse to me!

This wedding could take awhile…

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One or two?

One or two?

One… or two?