Close to Home by John McPherson for August 27, 2024

he gets the point!

I think that’s the cure for BREATHING!

I’m in.

What!? No porcupine?

Nice to see Cactuar can get other work than Final Fantasy!

Narwhal next ?

I don’t know, maybe I’m overthinking it… but acupuncture has always seemed a little fishy to me!

Which organs is he puncturing?

Also, if you have stiff muscles and want an organic massage, they have a hammerhead shark who can help you.

Where are the needle fish?

Horshoe crab spines, comin’ up!!

Brilliant, John! Good to see you, Bleeb!

Ouch.

OUCH…

Looks more like a stabologist…

I’ve never studied acupuncture…but I’ll take a stab at it.

I know this is a joke, and I got a good laugh out of it… but I’ve had acupuncture, and I’ve also had encounters with cacti, and I can attest to the fact that there’s no similarity between the two! Acupuncture, good… cactus, bad!!

Bleeb’s down there sticking needles in the doctor! Or are they matches? HOT FOOT!!!!!! :)

Yay! They’re back!

Organic… because we stick it right through your organs.

Say “Chi”s!!

No pain, no gain. :)

It may be organic, but it’s clearly not vegan.

should use porcupine fish… when you’re done poking yourself with it, you can eat it!

Too far in

an’ don’t forget, doc… every few minutes you’re supposed to twist them a little bit… (bet that’ll feel good!)

remind me never to go to this clinic…