He said: “What am I even doing here? I spent a small fortune to travel here all the way from America so I could prove my manhood by hunting a lion. But all I got are these tsetse fly bites, two weeks of malaria and crotch rot. When I finally found the lion, by local guide set up the shot for me and it took all of 5 minutes, leaving me unfulfilled. It’s like a metaphor for my marriage”
She said: “Good session, Charles. Same time next week. I’ll take the copay now”
It has been 3 days now, Paul. You may have to consider the possibility that your missing brother didn’t “spilled some ketchup in his hat wille chasing this giant ape and must be looking for a cleaner”.
“Reginald, I realize the hole in that log made it seem like a convenient latrine. And I apologize for not packing toilet tissue. But be careful what leaves you use to wipe … lots of poison oak around here!”
Since we are lost in this uncharted jungle and unlikely to be rescued, this would be a bad time to tell you that I have absolutely no attraction to men.
He takes her out on a romantic first date, hunting in the jungle. Then, just when he decides to make his move, this artist shows up and starts painting them. Can you believe it?
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, and DuckDuckGo search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Stoops, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3362 (August 21, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .jpg from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the info about this artist I used to point to here. Only work by him used here so far.
Solstice*1947 3 months ago
/// Bwana’s taking A Break from the Hunt
for a smoke, while we guides bear the brunt
of locating big game,
but we’ll also get blame
if a lion they, unarmed, confront.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 3 months ago
“So you’ve killed Bambi’s mother, it’s no big deal."
rmremail 3 months ago
He said: “What am I even doing here? I spent a small fortune to travel here all the way from America so I could prove my manhood by hunting a lion. But all I got are these tsetse fly bites, two weeks of malaria and crotch rot. When I finally found the lion, by local guide set up the shot for me and it took all of 5 minutes, leaving me unfulfilled. It’s like a metaphor for my marriage”
She said: “Good session, Charles. Same time next week. I’ll take the copay now”
Kwen 3 months ago
It has been 3 days now, Paul. You may have to consider the possibility that your missing brother didn’t “spilled some ketchup in his hat wille chasing this giant ape and must be looking for a cleaner”.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 3 months ago
Maybe the fact that you sneeze so hard that your hat falls off when you pull the trigger means you are allergic to killing…
Just a thought….
And yes, I’m afraid the guides do find it rather amusing…
Jayalexander 3 months ago
It’s me isn’t it.
phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago
“Okay, you’ve shown me how to use my pith helmet as a toilet. Now show me how to flush it, so I can put it back on my head.”
Slowly, he turned... 3 months ago
He has the knees for it!
jdculhane46 3 months ago
I don’t understand. The guy who sold me the gun and the map said this was the perfect spot for snipe hunting.
thebashfulone 3 months ago
“Well, at least we’ve proven that the ‘City of Z’ really IS lost.”
GoComicsGo! 3 months ago
“John, it’s not me, it’s you.”
Call me Ishmael 3 months ago
Shooting elephants? Dude, that’s a breeze./
But the natives make fun of his knees../
They are knobby and white/
And the natives are right:/
They look like they’re sculpted from cheese..
mac04416 3 months ago
Don’t get too down about it. It was our first time out in the woods, and sometimes ‘miss-fires’ happen.
cdward 3 months ago
Her: He looks so pensive. I wonder what deep thoughts he’s having.
Him: I’m not sure Jordan Love will be worth all the money the Packers are paying him.
PraiseofFolly 3 months ago
“Reginald, I realize the hole in that log made it seem like a convenient latrine. And I apologize for not packing toilet tissue. But be careful what leaves you use to wipe … lots of poison oak around here!”
wincoach Premium Member 3 months ago
Since we are lost in this uncharted jungle and unlikely to be rescued, this would be a bad time to tell you that I have absolutely no attraction to men.
Calvins Brother 3 months ago
“I’m sorry you shot Ted, but he shouldn’t have been wearing a coat that looks like leopard skin.”
Linguist 3 months ago
“I don’t mean to alarm you, Lionel, but look behind you. I think the natives are getting restless.”
Ken Holman Premium Member 3 months ago
Jane is sharing with her fiancé that she has found someone else in the jungle and no longer will be marrying him.
prrdh 3 months ago
This is my rifle, this is my gun.
My rifle is loaded, why not my gun?
PoodleGroomer 3 months ago
It’s been a long day. Get the lantern and let’s do a tick inspection in the tent.
The Wolf In Your Midst 3 months ago
“Should we tell the foreigners that we’re completely lost?”
“Wait until after they unload their rifles.”
PoodleGroomer 3 months ago
I am pregnant. All of the bearers are fine men. I suppose daddy could refine the bunch at Eaton or Cambridge.
Holden Awn 3 months ago
“Mark, you’re ‘as white as a mayonnaise sandwich’ -[Joy Reid]. If you think you get no respect now, wait ’til 2024!”
mistercatworks 3 months ago
“No, I’m beginning to think it’s because we continue to carry these rifle when we ran out of ammunition last week.”
mokspr Premium Member 3 months ago
“Be honest, were you really on your knees in front of that guide like that because you had to suck out the poison from a snake bite?”
Bilan 3 months ago
He takes her out on a romantic first date, hunting in the jungle. Then, just when he decides to make his move, this artist shows up and starts painting them. Can you believe it?
mabrndt Premium Member 3 months ago
Break from the Hunt:
Paste (including the quote marks)
"Category:Paintings of sitting couples" Wikimedia
(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, and DuckDuckGo search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found and once there find the text string Stoops, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3362 (August 21, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .jpg from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to the info about this artist I used to point to here. Only work by him used here so far.
d1234dick Premium Member 3 months ago
Tarzan and jane, the later years.
d1234dick Premium Member 3 months ago
Tarzan and jane the later years.
Jennifer Falk 3 months ago
could be his chicken legs or knobby knees
Snoopy_Fan 3 months ago
“I’m sorry, bud, but when my legs are crossed it means I’m on my period.”
Exasperated999 3 months ago
Maria, quietly wondering if a bloke in the hand really is worth two in the bush….