Herman by Jim Unger for September 03, 2024

I’m sure swearing would ensue

Yeah, right.

Give her a debit card!

No… tell to get a job.

Then why would you want one?

Yeah, famous last words.

Give her an outdated expired card.

Apparently, the females in ‘Herman’ start out thin and sneaky … and get sneakier.

Was that the same deal as when she got her brain?

Her boyfriend will use it, not her.

Let her get a car too.

Thin as a rake and a liar, too. She won’t be thin long but she’ll still lie when it suits.

Next, she’ll try to sell someone a bridge.

But I promise to only use it for emergencies! Like a really cute outfit, fuel for friend’s car, new stereo for boyfriend’s car…ad infinitum.

No! You’re just like your mother!!!

Promises made. Promises Kept. I’ve heard that one before.

I’d help her resist temptation.

She just wants to start a collection of cards

It will be even easier not to use a credit card if you don’t have one.

is he a giant pig??

If he takes her word for that he needs a new brain!

Oh yeah, THAT is FUNNY.

I have one on my desk I’d give her – it says Test Card, it will scan through a card swipe but not linked to any valid account, likely expired as its been there nearly 25 years

To ensure that you don’t, I won’t.

Who dresses like that?

“I know you won’t. Which is why you’re not getting one.”

Give her a fake credit card. After all, if she’s never going to use it, it doesn’t matter, right?

And cows are going to start flying tomorrow

A test of gullibility.