Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 20, 2024

Don’t you just hate it when that Nuka Cola doesn’t hit right, so you go for Dr. Toon’s Nuclear Coffee, only for your entire immune system to turn against you in a fit of radiation poisoning? It’s so inconvenient.

The eyes have it!

[rimshot]

Mayhaps it’s from Mossad Brewing Company? (Better count your hooves…)

You WANTED to be awake Horse. ;)

Nuclear coffee. Starts your day with a BANG!

I really want that coffee cup

I do hope it’s made of unobtanium

See! Your mama warned you! She told you that you’d put your eye out!

If coffee is too strong, try drinking sand bags. It’s a ballast.

Still warm bags of PG Tips over the eyes is the antidote.

Evil fiend. Add just one letter, an r. And you have (drum roll, trumpets) a FRIEND. Try it. It might work. Give them an r. A nice little r.

Doctor my eyes!

I’ll have a large please, with room for cream.

People like this are why there are warning labels on everything.

He can’t see why people drink this stuff.

But if you drink it, it gives you atomic ache.

Never apply directly to the eyes. Use a straw.

I’m always suspicious of beverages that must be applied topically in order to be safe.

off to the left that’s Horace’s friend Seamore Java…!

That made me remember when I worked the AM shift – night crew decades ago for a supermarket and a new guy goes to the the manager and said: My eyes, my eyes it’s fn up my eyes lol

Also, I saw on the news that coffee is good for you this week…… except, maybe not or Horace’s friend.

Its an atom bomb coffee baby

“Not for use as an eyewash.”

Probably the same stuff that Adam@Home drinks.

To be consumed only by professional coffee drinkers, like Adam Newman.