Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 19, 2024

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  2 months ago

    call me Ⅰshmeep

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    Ratkin Premium Member 2 months ago

    Send Ahab a crate of Acme harpoons.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 2 months ago

    Moby Dick and the roadrunner should team up against their adversaries.

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 2 months ago

    Good joke!

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    Imagine  2 months ago

    Get a restraining order…

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    angelolady Premium Member 2 months ago
    Great drawing of a glum Roadrunner.
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    kingdiamond69  2 months ago

    I hear they call him Ishmael?

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    PaulAbbott2  2 months ago

    “To the last I grapple with thee; from Hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.”

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    blunebottle  2 months ago

    I think it’s going to take more than one tankard to drown his sorrows.

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    Gent  2 months ago

    You is fortunate Ninja Sloth not after you.

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    Steverino Premium Member 2 months ago

    Before I read the story, I thought Moby Dick was a venereal disease.

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    Doug K  2 months ago

    Right now Wile E. Coyote and Captain Ahab are together ordering harpoons from Acme.

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    Kaputnik  2 months ago

    Coincidentally, I just read Moby Dick. On the whole, I liked it. But for epic tragedy, it can’t compete with the Roadrunner saga.

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    walstib Premium Member 2 months ago

    RFK Jr?

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    ira.crank  2 months ago

    Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 2 months ago

    Do be. Don’t be. Moby.

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    Geezer  2 months ago

    From Wikipedia:

    “A contribution to the literature of the American Renaissance, Moby-Dick was published to mixed reviews, was a commercial failure, and was out of print at the time of the author’s death in 1891.”

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    mindjob  2 months ago

    Roadrunner isn’t vengeful, he has never been harmed by coyote

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    Teto85 Premium Member 2 months ago

    I like both versions I have seen. Gregory Peck and Patrick Stewart.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Whales are among the longest lived mammals. Blue whales and sperm whales are said to live as long as 200+ years. There is a Greenland shark whose age is reported to be almost 500 years.

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    Hokie87 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Yesterday had the coyote in a different bar!

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    Stephen Gilberg  2 months ago

    Gee, the roadrunner never seemed to mind before.

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