The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 26, 2024

A fruit besting a wild animal. I’d love to see that.

It was a GMO cantaloupe.

Romeo said to Juliette, “We cantaloupe.”

Excellent answer Wilberforce, I’d love to hear from Hurricane Hattie

My mom’s favorite cantaloupe brand was called “Heart of gold”, but it’s unknown if it’s still out there.

We cantaloupe, so lettuce marry.

The apple doesn’t fall to far from the tree….

I gnu what his answer would be.

What’s wrong with that? He used it in a sentence, didn’t he? :D Would you laugh at Lewis Carroll for writing about a talking rabbit? :D

The antelope hit the lion with a cantaloupe, and escaped.

My sister wanted to run away and get married but her worthless boyfriend had no car so they cantaloupe….

Good try Wilberforce .

Wilberforce is just a wee bit hazy on the subject matter of cantaloupes. Entertaining answer though.

Wilberforce has the write stuff…

Cantaloupe tonight, Pop’s got the ladder.

Wonderfully random gag today! Although teacher doesn’t seem to share my mirth.

I cantaloupe because my mom wants a big wedding.

Hopefully that apple on the teachers desk was from Wilberforce.

The dik dik is the smallest of the cantaloupe family

it didn’t have to make sense now did it. :J

I killed out a cantaloupe last night. Topped with Vanilla Ice cream. Only way my late wife wanted cantaloupe. My late Father in law would peel two and put in refrig. Breakfast next morning. We also raised Musk Melons and Banana Melons and Watermelons on our land until old age and poor health came to roost.

The bride said we cantaloupe, I want a church wedding.

Mark is dating Tina, so he cantaloupe with Jessica.

No, the Cantaloupe is the one that can’t outrun the Lion… ☺

I once had a student in Physical Science define “isotope” as “what you find on mountains”

The lion is a carnivore but not very smart. It chased what it thought to be an antelope but it turned out to be a cantaloupe.

LMAO ☺️☺️☺️

Kids hear what they want to hear….

Is the cantaloupe related to the jackalope?

Wow. A vegan lion.

The teacher is slow to learn she expect answers like that from him. But that’s to our benefit.

Cantaloupe tonight. Dad’s got the car.

Principal Belding: Screech, you can’t elope!

Screech: Who’re you calling cantaloupe, melon head?

Saved by the Bell

I remember the old joke: Woman: I cantaloupe! / Fiancé: Oh, please honeydew!

I never knew that cantaloupes could run. The things that they learn in school today….

Cantaloupe because my mother insists on a big church wedding.

He asked her to elope, but she said I canteloupe. Next!

Where the deer and the cantaloupe play…

“They were advised to run off and get married, but without a car they cantaloupe!”

“Home, home on the range, Where the deer and the cantaloupe play.” – Alvin and the Chipmunks, ca 1960

wouldn’t an antelope that couldn’t outrun a lion be a “can’t”-elope?

They were going to run off to get married, but they were told they cantaloupe.

Wilberforce, you are so full of it that it’s pasteurized.

Wilberforce’s imagination has no limits.

When I was in school, I could use any word the teacher threw at me in a sentence, to wit: “Today’s vocabulary word is ‘cantaloupe.’” (Note that I said I could do it, not that I ever got away with it.)

She: When are we going to get married in secret?He: Cantaloupe tonight, the game is on.