Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 23, 2024

Udderly ridiculous.

Cowabunga!

So what? Cows is nice and kind. Cow is like mother. Me is always hug cow.

Thou,

Embrace the now.

The now,

Is now a cow.

Let’s face it, Brother is really having a cow!

Indian now

How now brown cow?

I think he was steered wrong.

I wouldn’t drive a steak in what he said. (I’ll be here all week.)

The other guy who misheard is out there embracing a mother pig!

4H club reunion

Love the look on the cow’s face.

That poor cow!

udder madness

“I heard him, Brother. That’s what I’m doing.”

I sense love is in the air. The start of a secret romance.

Cow tipping?

He wishes to embrace that which is holy. It’s a sacred cow.

A Buddhist might just say “mu”.

How cow brown now???

How now embrace the now?

Celibacy is tough.

no, no, grasshoppa!

Time for Brother to get a hearing aid.