Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 20, 2024

If a women shows up at three different stores in one day, she should be declared legally insane!

I always take a nap between football games to be sure I don’t expire early.

She also said “the grass is always greener over the septic tank.”

What happened to Janis’ gray hair?

I wonder what she would say about today’s schedule. It’s a 4 game day with the Patriots/Jaguars having a 9:30 EDT start. Nice of the NFL to support the beer industry.

Janice’s eyes so far back she saw …

4 games in a row today…9:30am…1pm…4:30…8:15.Isn’t life grand???

I haven’t heard anyone mention Erma Bombeck in decades—except in puzzle answers. I miss her columns a lot.

As I learned years ago before I gave up the habit, no better way to ruin a beautiful Sunday!

if that’s true then I am proud to be dead.

My college team won yesterday. Then watched #1 in the nation lose at home. Matthew Mcconahay did not look very happy about it.