The late, great Chicago columnist Mike Royko held an ongoing unofficial beer quality contest. He claimed the lowest ranked brands might as well have been run through a (draft) horse.
I remember my senior year in high school; I had to take driver’s ed in order to be on my parents insurance. The instructor was a fairly young guy who was also a science teacher. One day as we were driving about , he asked the ‘class’ ( three of us) what our plans were after we graduated. “I’m going to travel the country, tasting all the local beers,” I said. He looked at me for a moment and asked, “Can I come with you?”
I have three different editions of “1001 Beers You Must Try Before You Die”. They’re pretty much out of date when they’re published, and there’s actually 1142 different ones considering all three editions. I’ve only had 291 of them, so I guess I’m not allowed to die?
ASpruce2020 about 2 months ago
He had better hop to it
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago
The more you bug him, the lager it will take.
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ about 2 months ago
he needs to make a stout effort and pour everything he has into it
comixbomix about 2 months ago
Best to avoid rough drafts.
eromlig about 2 months ago
Does he keep a lager log?
sandpiper about 2 months ago
Very, very funny today. : )
PraiseofFolly about 2 months ago
The late, great Chicago columnist Mike Royko held an ongoing unofficial beer quality contest. He claimed the lowest ranked brands might as well have been run through a (draft) horse.
WDDIM about 2 months ago
Add some draughts, too.
dbrucepm about 2 months ago
his next book will be about the world’s armies
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 months ago
He’ll finish sooner or lager.
ddjg about 2 months ago
Oh, my!!
InTraining Premium Member about 2 months ago
If you need help Frank, there are a whole bunch of us available…!
P51Strega about 2 months ago
Stop brew’ding over it. there’s much to grain here.
carlosrivers about 2 months ago
That’s going to be me in a couple days at Epcot…
prince valiant Premium Member about 2 months ago
I remember my senior year in high school; I had to take driver’s ed in order to be on my parents insurance. The instructor was a fairly young guy who was also a science teacher. One day as we were driving about , he asked the ‘class’ ( three of us) what our plans were after we graduated. “I’m going to travel the country, tasting all the local beers,” I said. He looked at me for a moment and asked, “Can I come with you?”
uniquename about 2 months ago
How long will his sponsorship last?
ChessPirate about 2 months ago
“Well, I’ll let you get Bock to what your were doing. I need to hurry and write down some of my ideas, they just seem to run right through me…”
dpatrickryan Premium Member about 2 months ago
I have three different editions of “1001 Beers You Must Try Before You Die”. They’re pretty much out of date when they’re published, and there’s actually 1142 different ones considering all three editions. I’ve only had 291 of them, so I guess I’m not allowed to die?
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
Some of the beer has to get through Customs and Porter Protection.
stamps about 2 months ago
Get back to the bar and make a head start on it.
Jeffin Premium Member about 2 months ago
Might get tapped out.
gopher gofer about 2 months ago
sounds like he just needs to beer down…
norphos about 2 months ago
Great pun!