A lion notices a monkey by a river, dipping a banana peel into the water
He watches her for a few minutes, as she dips the peel, keeps it under water, and then takes it out, watches the water a bit, repeats. Finally, the lion gives up trying to make sense of the sequence.
“Hey, monkey”
“Hey, lion”
“What in the world are you doing?”
“Ten bucks and I will explain”
The lion pays her.
“Thanks. I’m dipping a banana peel in the water”
“Wtf, monkey? You’re the biggest idiot I’ve ever seen!”
I recently needed to be on a BRAT diet (“Bananas, Rice, Apple sauce, Toast”), but once the antibiotic kicked in everything is now much better except for all those pesky questions from the board of health nurse.
pearlsbs about 4 hours ago
youtube.com/watch?v=2mpscIrmfTQ&ab_channel=RapWorld
Bilan about 4 hours ago
I never heard of a shipment of bananas sinking.
pearlsbs about 3 hours ago
tinyurl.com/48wp6pzz
pearlsbs about 3 hours ago
Myth Busters: Is It Safe To Bring Bananas On A Ship?
maritime.edu/follow-the-voyage/myth-busters/myth-busters-it-safe-bring-bananas-ship
Pickled Pete about 3 hours ago
A lion notices a monkey by a river, dipping a banana peel into the water
He watches her for a few minutes, as she dips the peel, keeps it under water, and then takes it out, watches the water a bit, repeats. Finally, the lion gives up trying to make sense of the sequence.
“Hey, monkey”
“Hey, lion”
“What in the world are you doing?”
“Ten bucks and I will explain”
The lion pays her.
“Thanks. I’m dipping a banana peel in the water”
“Wtf, monkey? You’re the biggest idiot I’ve ever seen!”
“Sure, I’m an idiot, but I’m making $40 an hour.”
therese_callahan2002 about 2 hours ago
No wonder Harry Belafonte complained about working on a banana boat.
Dean about 1 hour ago
I recently needed to be on a BRAT diet (“Bananas, Rice, Apple sauce, Toast”), but once the antibiotic kicked in everything is now much better except for all those pesky questions from the board of health nurse.