Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 12, 2024

Surprised Stephan didn’t have Rat say, “Leggo my ego!”

That charts about right for you Rat!

Don’t mention pie charts around Pig, he will get hungry!

Egotists never recognise that’s what they are; as far as they’re concerned they’re wonderful people, that’s why it’s all about them!

Ego for it.

I expect empathy does not even appear under a microscope.

Some other part must be the id. I would have expected Rat’s id would be the larger part.

Following the Trump playbook!

Why so eGOATistical Rat?

When the song “We Are The World” was recorded, a sign was placed above an entrance door in the studio that said, “Please check your egos at the door”. True story.

Not enough whisky a go, go to put up with Stephan Patis’ sense of humor.

Hey, at least Rat was honest.

Missing G. … if you like waffles. Frozen waffles. Toaster waffles. .. butter… syrup… now I want waffles.

Rat is a narcissistic rodent being and he clearly takes pride in that.

Leggo my ego…

You need to work with the “some other part” section, so it has the same density and weight of a similar sized portion of ego. Otherwise, the whole thing will be unbalanced.

Trump in a nutshell.

Yeah, too much ego. Funny thing is, Pig’s the exact opposite.

Not enough cow bell.

Rat has things mostly figured out.

or cowbell

More cowbell is good – more ego? Not so much.

Ah, to be so simple

He has a SUPER ERO (space intended).

Well, just my opinion, but I find the background stripes insulting to my tie wearing days … his should be slanting the opposite direction, or vertical, to say the least.

Cogit Ego Sum?

Rat, putting the “super” back in ego.

He missed the id part, the envy and anger component.

Rat has enough ego for several individuals.

So how is rat different from DJT?

Tell us something we didn’t know.

nope, not enough pie!

At least Rat knows himself well. Most egomaniacs don’t have a clue.

Put him in the Total Perspective Vortex; he’ll enjoy that.