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There might come a time, Calvin, when you have to tell your parents, channeling Groucho: āThose are my principles, and if you donāt like themā¦ well, I have others.ā
I had a stint in solitary confinement and while I was there, I came to the conclusion that when all the trivial things in life are stripped away, the only thing we have left is ourselves and each other.
Looking out for number one is a narrow minded, conservative selfish principle. A Liberal knows that looking out for everyone benefits everyone. No need to worry about number one. It comes naturally. The āMake America Great Againā (MAGA) garbage is baloney.
When the U.S. armed, supplied and manned the allies in WW2 bringing victory, we had the 19th rated armed forces in the world. 6 years later we were far and away Number One. Then, using the āMarshall Planā, the U.S rebuilt the world, both the defeated and our allies. That made us ānumber oneā to this day. Those we rebuilt simply pushed us up higher.
But the short-sighted and narrow minded selfish conservative can never see anything more than Me!
codycab 4 months ago
Meanwhile, number 1 runs and hides from Calvin.
dadthedawg Premium Member 4 months ago
You seem to spend a lot of time in the principalās officeā¦..
snsurone76 4 months ago
Too many people live by that same principle, Calvin.
jpsomebody 4 months ago
I look out for number two, it makes a bigger mess if you step in it.
Bilan 4 months ago
Unfortunately, when youāre 6 years-old, the parents are #1 and #2
daniel2.mueller 4 months ago
There might come a time, Calvin, when you have to tell your parents, channeling Groucho: āThose are my principles, and if you donāt like themā¦ well, I have others.ā
minty_Joe 4 months ago
Calvin looks different in panel #3.
rshive 4 months ago
Sounds about right, Calvin.
Purple People Eater 4 months ago
I was very principled person when I was Calvinās age ā mainly in the principalās office.
Humanist 4 months ago
Everyone should be a humanist and care about all humans.
MichaelAxelFleming 4 months ago
In āLooking Out For #1,ā Robert Ringer explains why that is exactly what everyone does, and why it is a good thing.
Zykoic 4 months ago
My financial advisor!
More_Cats_Than_Sense 4 months ago
As a late colleague of mine used to say:
āSelf first, self last, anything left over, self again!ā
Jayalexander 4 months ago
Do on to others before they have a chance to do onto you
BigDaveGlass 4 months ago
Looks after number one. And Hobbes can look after himself?
win.45mag 4 months ago
Looking out for number one was a BTO song.
Gandalf 4 months ago
A great song from Bachman-Turner Overdrive.
russef 4 months ago
Trust me son. Youāre much better off looking out for number two!
ComicKing456 Premium Member 4 months ago
whoās number one.
mourdac Premium Member 4 months ago
A follower of the Golden Rule: he who has the gold makes the rules.
bbenoit 4 months ago
I married #1ā¦
dflak 4 months ago
I had a stint in solitary confinement and while I was there, I came to the conclusion that when all the trivial things in life are stripped away, the only thing we have left is ourselves and each other.
Most people get the first part: themselves.
SquidGamerGal 4 months ago
Ha! That āprincipalā will not fly in todayās world!
gantech 4 months ago
Well, that IS a principleā¦of sortsā¦
flemmingo 4 months ago
Calvinās statement ā look out for number oneā is the problem going around nowadays. No one cares about anyone else. The ME generation!
rockyridge1977 4 months ago
ā¦ā¦..purty much typical for a 5th grader!!!!!
serial232 4 months ago
Number one is my wife and I always look out for her. So, I am with you Calvin.
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member 4 months ago
Thatās what Joe Burrow does when he drops back to pass or is in the shotgunā¦ Looks out for Number One, JaāMarr Chase.
g04922 4 months ago
Calvin has the No. 1 Gangster Principleā¦. āLook out for Number One.ā
Mac6622 Premium Member 4 months ago
He could be the President someday.
Chris 4 months ago
is Hobbes number two at least. :J
rgulyash 4 months ago
Detention was my 8th class of the day in the third grade
Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 months ago
Youāre wrong, Calvin. Too many people share your principle.
markkahler52 4 months ago
And his hair quickly turns Orangeā¦
DKHenderson 4 months ago
It would be fun to see Hobbes saying, āSounds like a good principle. Iāll adopt it, too. Goodbye.ā
tremaine53 4 months ago
Calvin? Or Ayn Rand?
ncorgbl 4 months ago
Looking out for number one is a narrow minded, conservative selfish principle. A Liberal knows that looking out for everyone benefits everyone. No need to worry about number one. It comes naturally. The āMake America Great Againā (MAGA) garbage is baloney.
When the U.S. armed, supplied and manned the allies in WW2 bringing victory, we had the 19th rated armed forces in the world. 6 years later we were far and away Number One. Then, using the āMarshall Planā, the U.S rebuilt the world, both the defeated and our allies. That made us ānumber oneā to this day. Those we rebuilt simply pushed us up higher.
But the short-sighted and narrow minded selfish conservative can never see anything more than Me!
Milady Meg 4 months ago
Timely.
Midnightrain109 4 months ago
Sounds like a lot of other people lol
stamps 4 months ago
Actually, if youāre walking in the woods, you should look out for number 2. Bears, you know.
anomaly 4 months ago
And when walking in the woods, look out for number twos, also.
62kathleenhicks 4 months ago
With a donkey gvt. this needs to be something to live by (credo)?
brick10 4 months ago
Heās ready for the White House!
62kathleenhicks 4 months ago
Follow Calvinās thoughts
mistercatworks 4 months ago
Thatās more of a tigerās life principle.
sincavage05 4 months ago
This is where Trump got his mantra!
lnrokr55 4 months ago
Made for internet age ! ;-)
Another Take 4 months ago
I never knew my Dad took his life philosophy from Calvin! Actually, I think Calvin took it from my Dad.
hagarthehorrible 4 months ago
You are headed straight to the parliament, buddy.