Close to Home by John McPherson for October 09, 2024

of course he is not giving out Apples

…but they can’t come to the door; only the Windows.

Glitch or Treat!!!!

How do you like my geezer costume?

He gives away money only if he can get a tax write-off for it.

And for each of you, here’s a buggy copy of 2007 Windows Vista with some missing files, stupidly high system requirements and a really long boot time. ENJOY! … Trick or treat!!

Trick or Traffic!

“And for each of you, here’s a buggy copy of 2007 Windows Vista with some missing files, stupidly high system requirements and a really long boot time.”

Sounds like Windows 11.

Sounds more like Oprah’s house…

Can I get in line?

The trick part is that it is Monopoly money.

More likely shoot you with a sterilization ray.

(sigh) I wish. I could live comfortably the rest of my life on a million dollars. Very comfortably. Of course, I’m already in my 60s, so…

Gate would be taking money from the kids or at least charging them for the treats.

All the billionaires and millionaires need to start donating to the relief efforts for the victims of the Hurricane Helene. At least 3% of their net worth.

They all love Bill’s bills.

Trick or treating in the Biden / Harris economy – Your money is worthless.

And a million dollars is fun size for Bill Gates.

I bet the money is buggy too.

What about Bleeb? :)

Um, it’s well known that Bill and Melinda Gates are generous philanthropists….Check out Dotard and Malania tDrumpf!

Forget him! Zuck is giving out full-size Snickers!

Careful, kids. He is after all an Epstein associate.

poor kids find out later it’s only monopoly money…

Those stacks look more like $10,000 not a Million bucks.

Not true. He’s still trying to rid himself of a warehouse full of Zunes.

No homemade wads of cash. Only freshly minted and wrapped. There are lot of sickos out there…it could be laced with political election fliers.

Hmm make sure there’s no needles in there

I can see Elvis Presley doing that, Bill Gates, not so much.

Nobody had mentioned Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos. Each of them is richer than Bill Gates, but they’re probably each stingier as well… I don’t know if either of them has any philanthropy going on like Bill Gates does.