Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 03, 2024

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    Grumpy Old Guy  5 months ago

    Profound thoughts
..Sort of like time has no beginning and space has no end
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    Homerville Premium Member 5 months ago

    Since when did Janis become a philosopher?

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    Rhetorical_Question   5 months ago

    What? Quantum thoughts

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    mokspr Premium Member 5 months ago

    It’s not your birthday Arlo, so no present for you.

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    desvarzil  5 months ago

    “It was a new day yesterday, but it’s an old day now.” — Jethro Tull (the band not the inventor of the seed drill!)

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    Humanist  5 months ago

    Oh, Janis’s hair is getting gray while her husband hair is still like it was, does that mean Janis is older?

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    nosirrom  5 months ago

    Why can’t we live as nature intended and stop all of this silly clock changing.

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    uhohlol  5 months ago

    Where are they supposed to be, some bald in Appalachia?

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    ddl297  5 months ago

    I get a bit perturbed with all this time-switching. They now say Jesus was born in 6 B.C. Huh? Born six years before he was born?!? Argh! Need more coffee!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 5 months ago

    I never remember if my bedroom clock changes automatically. So this morning I woke up and found it was an hour earlier in real time.

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    Dobby53 Premium Member 5 months ago

    “Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to the past.” Ulysses- James Joyce.

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    Riders on the Storm Premium Member 5 months ago

    ‘We were all doing a tour of the library here and talking about the significance of the passage of time. Right? The significance of the passage of time’. ‘There is great significance to the passage of time in terms of what we need to do
 And there is such great significance to the passage of time when we think about a day in the life of our children’

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    bobpeters61  5 months ago

    That’s why I retire to Arizona. No more DST!

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    Yermo Adam  5 months ago

    Something about RELATIVITY in the strip too?

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    royq27  5 months ago

    I was in Paris last week and they turned their clocks back. Now I am in the US so, I have gained two hours in the last week. I’m still tired


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    DawnQuinn1  5 months ago

    Shorts? In the late fall? Not where I live. lol

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    DaBump Premium Member 5 months ago

    I don’t know about that, but time certainly is relative.

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    david_42  5 months ago

    Some day we will stop this foolishness and I won’t have to deal with dogs that was breakfast at “3:30 am”.

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    assrdood  5 months ago

    We’re stuck with this time change “stuff” for the foreseeable future. Half of the US population wants to go back to permanent “Standard” time while the other half prefers permanent DST.

    The timid politicians won’t do anything (especially in an election year) because they might lose a vote or two.

    (Performs soapbox dismount)

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    Butteruss Premium Member 5 months ago

    Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

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    formathe  5 months ago

    Time is only in the minds of man.

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    Steverino Premium Member 5 months ago

    Einstein may have said many things, but he didn’t say that. That is ancient Eastern thought.

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    atomicdog  5 months ago

    Captain Janeway:“Time travel. Since my first day on the job as a Starfleet captain I swore I’d never let myself get caught in one of these godforsaken paradoxes – the future is the past, the past is the future, it all gives me a headache.”

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    raybarb44  5 months ago

    and that is a gift. Use it wisely
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    richhill48  5 months ago

    Be here Now

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    Shonkin  5 months ago

    Yep, they’re definitely in the South. He’s wearing a teeshirt and shorts, and neither one of them has a coat or boots on.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 5 months ago

    I thought his theory was ’we’re all relatives’.

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    flushed  5 months ago

    Frost was right: “Two roads diverged in a yellow wood
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    Henry R Premium Member 5 months ago

    Finally off of Devil’s Time for a few months. Our Lords Time should be permanent.

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    AnneFackler  5 months ago

    Who can say where the road goes?Where the day flows?Only time

    Enya

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    RonMcCalip  5 months ago

    You never really gain an hour nor do you lose an hour, you just change the “name” of what you call it at the moment. IMO Daylight Savings Time has lost it’s purpose and should be left in the history books.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 5 months ago

    THANK YOU!!! Needless to say, I forgot to change my old-fashioned clock. Fortunately, my other electronics did it for me.

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    DanMercer  5 months ago

    Einstein was wrong – there is only the past. By the time your brain has registered an event, it is over.

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    olds_cool63  5 months ago

    She’s a bit morbid


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    sml7291 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Daylight saving time has always been a horrible idea.

    If you want an extra hour of daylight in the evening then you can get up an hour earlier if you want but don’t force an entire nation to share in the delusion that you somehow saved time by doing so.

    Now that we’re back on STANDARD time we should stay put.

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    crazeekatlady  5 months ago

    Einstein is one of my heros.

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    j.l.farmer  5 months ago

    I’m glad he is excited about getting his hour back. I couldn’t tell any difference in sleeping, I don’t feel anymore restedl. My biggest compksint is it being darker a hour earlier. To me, that is the hardest part for me to get used to!!!

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    David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen  5 months ago

    The inherent danger of marrying a genius.

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    serial232  5 months ago

    No, he would have still been blown up at 2:00, because daylight saving time is a farce that the government created and enforces. Although they can’t seem to be able to enforce any other laws.

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