The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for October 22, 2024

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    charliefarmrhere  15 days ago

    So what where he bought them. Isn’t it the thought that counts???

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  15 days ago

    if that’s how it works, then Loretta got dinner from the outhouse

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    Cpeckbourlioux  15 days ago

    So what? I mean really, so what?

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    Zykoic  15 days ago

    I used to carpool during the oil embargo of 1973. One guy insisted we stop at a florist on the way home so he could get his wife some flowers. He browbeat the other members of the carpool to buy some flowers for their wives. My wife’s first words as I walked into the house. “WHAT DID YOU DO!?”

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    laughingkitty  15 days ago

    He bought you roses! It doesn’t matter if they came from the florist, the grocery store or the gas station. He didn’t have to buy flowers at all. Can’t you appreciate thefact he did?

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    snsurone76  15 days ago

    At least he didn’t buy them from the tavern.

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    PraiseofFolly  15 days ago

    I beg your pardon, he never promised you a rose garden.

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    markkahler52  15 days ago

    Those gas station flowers are the BEST!!

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member 15 days ago

    At least he tried ;)

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    WilliamVollmer  15 days ago

    Since when do gas fumes invade the inside of a combination "C’ store/gas store?

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    tcayer  15 days ago

    How DARE he not spend $40 more to get flowers?!

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    Daltongang Premium Member 15 days ago

    Quit your b!tching, at least its not gas station sushi.

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    GojusJoe  15 days ago

    Gas station? Flower shop? What’s the diff?

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    ncorgbl  15 days ago

    That’d be the last flowers she ever got from me.

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member 15 days ago

    Afterthought is still thought.. Loretta

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    anncorr339  15 days ago

    Well at leastleastLeroy bought you roses

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    anomaly  15 days ago

    They’re very rare. How often have you seen roses growing at a gas station?

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    BuckeyeFanForever Premium Member 15 days ago

    Poor guy can’t win for losing.

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    Smeagol  15 days ago

    She knew it was from a gas station because it smelled like Premium gasoline?

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    cuzinron47  15 days ago

    A roses is a rose.

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    Mopman  15 days ago

    I know the reason that was said was to set up the joke. But I’m imagining 3 seconds before this. Leroy walks into the room and asks her if she stopped to smell the roses. Huh? There is no reason for him to say that.

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    sincavage05  14 days ago

    Okay next time I bring you some air from the tire lane.

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    Alicelth Premium Member 13 days ago

    A rose is a rose. It’s the thought that counts.

    OTOH – a rose bush lovingly bought and planted and cared for – wonderful! 8)

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