The problem was the parents that said you had to finish everything on the plate when they filled the plate. This should only work when the child fills the plate.
My daughter likes cold leftover pizza for breakfast. I told her if you’re going to go that far, might as well just make a pizza omelette! Then I thought, Hmmm, a little pizza sauce, (spaghetti sauce with added garlic salt works too), some Italian sausage, pizza sticks…, why NOT make a pizza omelette? And it’s delicious!
Eating junk food is fun. So is getting drunk. So is snorting coke and smoking opium. Robbing banks probably gives you a big rush too. But they all have some negative repercussions. Maybe some self-control and putting others first can give you a feeling of happiness without the negative side-effects.
The temporary pleasure of the taste is one thing but as it rips through my digestive system sending it, my body, into a kind of shock as my head spins and my body spasms from the pain.. FUN!
Yakety Sax 14 days ago
Got that right!
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ 14 days ago
Ⅰ enjoy pizza too, but don’t find it amusing
snsurone76 14 days ago
That’s why pizza and other fattening goodies are called “comfort foods”.
olds_cool63 14 days ago
He must eat a LOT of pizza!
Macushlalondra 14 days ago
Being fun has nothing to do with it. We eat pizza because it’s delicious and we love it. That’s enough.
jmworacle 14 days ago
Or Ice Cream, potato chips, fried chicken etc….
PraiseofFolly 14 days ago
Thin-crust pizza DOES, AFTER ALL, have “thin” in the name. Have it with a cottage-cheese topping … and it’s practically a diet food. :/
The Orange Mailman 14 days ago
But if it’s thin crust pizza, then you are what you eat, right?
mckeonfuneralhomebx 14 days ago
The problem was the parents that said you had to finish everything on the plate when they filled the plate. This should only work when the child fills the plate.
exness Premium Member 14 days ago
Husband eats his share of hot pizza all at once, while I save some for cold breakfast pizza. Then he wonders why he doesn’t get pizza for breakfast.
Jeff0811 14 days ago
My daughter likes cold leftover pizza for breakfast. I told her if you’re going to go that far, might as well just make a pizza omelette! Then I thought, Hmmm, a little pizza sauce, (spaghetti sauce with added garlic salt works too), some Italian sausage, pizza sticks…, why NOT make a pizza omelette? And it’s delicious!
GojusJoe 14 days ago
Eating junk food is fun. So is getting drunk. So is snorting coke and smoking opium. Robbing banks probably gives you a big rush too. But they all have some negative repercussions. Maybe some self-control and putting others first can give you a feeling of happiness without the negative side-effects.
Daltongang Premium Member 14 days ago
To quote Gabriel Iglesias: “I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.”
John Jorgensen 14 days ago
Well you’ve sure hit the nail on the head.
EMGULS79 14 days ago
The solution is to find a method of burning the calories off that is also fun.
anomaly 14 days ago
How would you know, Leroy?
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 14 days ago
The temporary pleasure of the taste is one thing but as it rips through my digestive system sending it, my body, into a kind of shock as my head spins and my body spasms from the pain.. FUN!
a swino 14 days ago
“Nothing tastes as good as thin feels” – Long covid sufferers only
Smeagol 14 days ago
New York style thin crust and the more topping the merrier.
cuzinron47 14 days ago
Well if you have to give up something being thin is a choice.
eb110americana 13 days ago
…As long as Loretta didn’t bake the pizza.
Lord Flatulence Premium Member 13 days ago
Misplaced plugger comic.
StoicLion1973 13 days ago
Leroy’s not wrong…
anncorr339 13 days ago
I think Leroy is making fun of Loretta’s cooking
rgcviper 12 days ago
As Sheldon Cooper once said, always fun to enjoy “a circle made of triangles served in a square box”.