The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for October 23, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  14 days ago

    Got that right!

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  14 days ago

    Ⅰ enjoy pizza too, but don’t find it amusing

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    snsurone76  14 days ago

    That’s why pizza and other fattening goodies are called “comfort foods”.

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    olds_cool63  14 days ago

    He must eat a LOT of pizza!

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    Macushlalondra  14 days ago

    Being fun has nothing to do with it. We eat pizza because it’s delicious and we love it. That’s enough.

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    jmworacle  14 days ago

    Or Ice Cream, potato chips, fried chicken etc….

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    PraiseofFolly  14 days ago

    Thin-crust pizza DOES, AFTER ALL, have “thin” in the name. Have it with a cottage-cheese topping … and it’s practically a diet food. :/

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    The Orange Mailman  14 days ago

    But if it’s thin crust pizza, then you are what you eat, right?

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  14 days ago

    The problem was the parents that said you had to finish everything on the plate when they filled the plate. This should only work when the child fills the plate.

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    exness Premium Member 14 days ago

    Husband eats his share of hot pizza all at once, while I save some for cold breakfast pizza. Then he wonders why he doesn’t get pizza for breakfast.

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    Jeff0811  14 days ago

    My daughter likes cold leftover pizza for breakfast. I told her if you’re going to go that far, might as well just make a pizza omelette! Then I thought, Hmmm, a little pizza sauce, (spaghetti sauce with added garlic salt works too), some Italian sausage, pizza sticks…, why NOT make a pizza omelette? And it’s delicious!

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    GojusJoe  14 days ago

    Eating junk food is fun. So is getting drunk. So is snorting coke and smoking opium. Robbing banks probably gives you a big rush too. But they all have some negative repercussions. Maybe some self-control and putting others first can give you a feeling of happiness without the negative side-effects.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 14 days ago

    To quote Gabriel Iglesias: “I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.”

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    John Jorgensen  14 days ago

    Well you’ve sure hit the nail on the head.

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    EMGULS79  14 days ago

    The solution is to find a method of burning the calories off that is also fun.

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    anomaly  14 days ago

    How would you know, Leroy?

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    tammyspeakslife Premium Member 14 days ago

    The temporary pleasure of the taste is one thing but as it rips through my digestive system sending it, my body, into a kind of shock as my head spins and my body spasms from the pain.. FUN!

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    a swino  14 days ago

    “Nothing tastes as good as thin feels” – Long covid sufferers only

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    Smeagol  14 days ago

    New York style thin crust and the more topping the merrier.

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    cuzinron47  14 days ago

    Well if you have to give up something being thin is a choice.

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    eb110americana  13 days ago

    …As long as Loretta didn’t bake the pizza.

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    Lord Flatulence Premium Member 13 days ago

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    StoicLion1973  13 days ago

    Leroy’s not wrong…

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    anncorr339  13 days ago

    I think Leroy is making fun of Loretta’s cooking

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    rgcviper  12 days ago

    As Sheldon Cooper once said, always fun to enjoy “a circle made of triangles served in a square box”.

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