Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 26, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 11 days ago

    Every religion ever.

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    Concretionist  11 days ago

    The Tiki helps those who help themSELVES!

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    Zykoic  11 days ago

    You gotta toss a nubile lady into the volcano. Everybody knows that!

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    Waittilnxyr  11 days ago

    Psalm 115:5-8King James Version5 They have mouths, but they speak not: eyes have they, but they see not:

    6 They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not:

    7 They have hands, but they handle not: feet have they, but they walk not: neither speak they through their throat.

    8 They that make them are like unto them; so is every one that trusteth in them.

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    Gent  11 days ago

    Better keeps quiet and listens to his prayers instead of making him mad and go all iconoclast on ya.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 11 days ago

    An inanimate object that speaks might be worth listening to.

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    robolt  11 days ago

    Stone hedge

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    geese28  11 days ago

    and have cast their gods into the fire, for they were not gods but the work of men’s hands, wood and stone. So they have destroyed them.— Isaiah 37:19

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    ladykat  11 days ago

    Yes, he is.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  11 days ago

    He totem a thing or two.

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    Godfreydaniel  11 days ago

    One idol, one idler…..

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    Lablubber   10 days ago

    The greatest racket ever invented.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member 10 days ago

    But you’re the anthropomorphisation of my wants and desires!"

    (Yeah, I just wanted to see if I could spell it. SCORE!)

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    redback  10 days ago

    but if you tell me to wipe out the neighbors because they do not believe in you, I will

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    ebos  10 days ago

    This one is a repeat. Still funny though.

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    jpozenel  10 days ago

    Don’t worry, politicians promise those things and more.

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    olds_cool63  10 days ago

    Dumbold Chump is an inanimate object.

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    samadartson  10 days ago

    Religion: the foremost piece of evidence that the human race is inherently insane.

    “To believe in God is faith; to believe you know what God wants is religion.”

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    mengelji  9 days ago

    Yes I know we’re asking for a lot, but you’re TANGIBLE!

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