Every religion ever.
The Tiki helps those who help themSELVES!
You gotta toss a nubile lady into the volcano. Everybody knows that!
Psalm 115:5-8King James Version5 They have mouths, but they speak not: eyes have they, but they see not:
6 They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not:
7 They have hands, but they handle not: feet have they, but they walk not: neither speak they through their throat.
8 They that make them are like unto them; so is every one that trusteth in them.
Better keeps quiet and listens to his prayers instead of making him mad and go all iconoclast on ya.
An inanimate object that speaks might be worth listening to.
Stone hedge
and have cast their gods into the fire, for they were not gods but the work of men’s hands, wood and stone. So they have destroyed them.— Isaiah 37:19
Yes, he is.
He totem a thing or two.
One idol, one idler…..
The greatest racket ever invented.
But you’re the anthropomorphisation of my wants and desires!"
(Yeah, I just wanted to see if I could spell it. SCORE!)
but if you tell me to wipe out the neighbors because they do not believe in you, I will
This one is a repeat. Still funny though.
Don’t worry, politicians promise those things and more.
Dumbold Chump is an inanimate object.
Religion: the foremost piece of evidence that the human race is inherently insane.
“To believe in God is faith; to believe you know what God wants is religion.”
Yes I know we’re asking for a lot, but you’re TANGIBLE!
Ratkin Premium Member 11 days ago
Every religion ever.
Concretionist 11 days ago
The Tiki helps those who help themSELVES!
Zykoic 11 days ago
You gotta toss a nubile lady into the volcano. Everybody knows that!
Waittilnxyr 11 days ago
Psalm 115:5-8King James Version5 They have mouths, but they speak not: eyes have they, but they see not:
6 They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not:
7 They have hands, but they handle not: feet have they, but they walk not: neither speak they through their throat.
8 They that make them are like unto them; so is every one that trusteth in them.
Gent 11 days ago
Better keeps quiet and listens to his prayers instead of making him mad and go all iconoclast on ya.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 11 days ago
An inanimate object that speaks might be worth listening to.
robolt 11 days ago
Stone hedge
geese28 11 days ago
and have cast their gods into the fire, for they were not gods but the work of men’s hands, wood and stone. So they have destroyed them.— Isaiah 37:19
ladykat 11 days ago
Yes, he is.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 days ago
He totem a thing or two.
Godfreydaniel 11 days ago
One idol, one idler…..
Lablubber 10 days ago
The greatest racket ever invented.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member 10 days ago
But you’re the anthropomorphisation of my wants and desires!"
(Yeah, I just wanted to see if I could spell it. SCORE!)
redback 10 days ago
but if you tell me to wipe out the neighbors because they do not believe in you, I will
ebos 10 days ago
This one is a repeat. Still funny though.
jpozenel 10 days ago
Don’t worry, politicians promise those things and more.
olds_cool63 10 days ago
Dumbold Chump is an inanimate object.
samadartson 10 days ago
Religion: the foremost piece of evidence that the human race is inherently insane.
“To believe in God is faith; to believe you know what God wants is religion.”
mengelji 9 days ago
Yes I know we’re asking for a lot, but you’re TANGIBLE!