Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 15, 2024

Nice job, Sally; way to solve a problem that didn’t exist.

“You look you just all all your reindeer.” wow Sally.

No presents for you, Sally.

Scarf City. Population- you

Somebody is getting a lump of coal in her stocking this year.

At least she didn’t call him ‘Samantha Claus’ this time.

Someone’s gotta tell that ol’ chubster to lay off the Coca-Cola. He is a mite porky.

Well done, Sally.

Santa Clause used to be skinny. It wasn’t until he started drinking Coke that he got fat.

Santa Claus need to trim his beard too and wear dark jeans and leather jackets or coats.

Fat-shaming and diet culture always work. That’s why there are no more fat people.

I guess I’ll leave out some carrot sticks this year.

Fat shaming? OMG!

But watch Sally will still set out cookies for him.

Santa Claus is always fat!

I can’t believe it!

Does giving unsolicited advice put you on the naughty list?

Don’t worry, Sally. Should Santa pass away during Christmas Eve, someone else will put the suit on and take over his duties.

No soup for you! Next!

Take me down to Scarf City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty, doesn’t have the same effect on me as Paradise City.

In Sally’s defence, she is worried Santa will get stuck in a chimney somewhere.

Somebody’s getting on the naughty list this year.

I wonder how many Gen-Z would be able read Sally’s cursive writing?

people RARELY like hearing stuff “for their own good”

Thanks for THAT, Karen!

Wondering if they still use the term “scarf” , or “Bogart” for that matter

Sometimes you have to take one for the team.

Ho ho ho, ten days to go! ;-)

Santa only eats the reindeer who fail the flight test.

It’s all Thomas Nast’s fault.

“For your own good” is probably the worst thing you can say to anyone!

It’s Mrs Claus, she keeps telling him that nobody wants a skinny Santa

Also love him, but aren’t willing to risk losing presents by being forthright.

That’s the part that Charlie Brown didn’t say.